look it...
so, last nite i was out wit some of my boys, and we ridin from club to club. me and this other dude are in my jeep, and we cruisin wit the top and doors off, cause it gets tha chicks wet. anyways, on tha way from one club to tha next, my boys pulls out this bag of weed and rolls up a big J. yup, yup....you know how we do it. we get to tha club and he tells me he is gonna leave tha bag in my console. no prob...we head in and get hammered. got a few digits just from my skillz on tha dancefloor, got a few more cause of my fly clothes.
bout 2am and i head out, my boy is gettin a ride with his bro, so im flyin solo. i get bout a mile from tha trailer park and i see tha blue lights behind me, so i dip onto tha side of tha road. im blasted but im chill. no worries, i can play it off. cop comes up and asks fo my license and insurance. i give him my license and tell him my insurance card is in my console, so i pop it open and start diggin. cant find it cause im so buzzed so i start pullin stuff out putting it in my lap. i finally find it and hand it to him, he takes it and heads back to his car. well, i start putting stuff back in there when i realize i gots a big bag of pot in my lap. LAWL!
cop lets me go cause im close to home. so, i go home and smoke some more cause im a straight hustlin pimp.
