Strip club

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

dont worry. they will be in your face.
if your drinking, have a good buzz going by the time you get htere, and spend what woulda been booze money on the chicks. buy one beer when you get in the door and sip on it all night

lol. ill be 18 when i go, so ill prob have a nice coke or sprite...

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

its funny to watch the guys getting a lapdance for the first time
you can always tell by the uncomfortable look on their face. its great.

or if you go with a chick, buy her a lapdance first. itll probably turn her on, and she'll reward you after you leave the club //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

lol ill be that guy with the awkward look on their face like my parents are watching or something lol.

anyone's dad ever took them to the strip club when they were 18?? i know it sounds weird but some dad's do it

and i dont think any girls i know would want a lap dance from a stripper, or appreciate me bringin them to a strip club lol.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

bro that sounds tight! cant wait to hit it up. ill just hit up some beers in my car b4 i go in. sounds like a good time!! lol. i hope im not over anticipating it and it turns out lame like some other people said on here it was.
so u cant touch their *****?

and wouldnt it be funny if i ran into an adult i knew or something lol (like on the movie Girl Next Door)

better be careful on the alcohol if the bouncers smel lit on ur breath when u enter in u might get kicked out. when the place is hoppin wiht good music it's never lame, you'll see alot of crazy drunk people that's for sure

ask the girl and see what she says!

the one i went too had **** stars show up certain times of the month, the place was packed then, good thing that club had alot of parking!

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

lol. ill be 18 when i go, so ill prob have a nice coke or sprite...

youll be able to buy.

when your order, just look the bartender directly in the eyes, dont studder, say what you want clearly, and have cash in hand out visible for them to see

i bartend and i rarely ever card, but can always spot an underage. nervousness gives them away

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

better be careful on the alcohol if the bouncers smel lit on ur breath when u enter in u might get kicked out. when the place is hoppin wiht good music it's never lame, you'll see alot of crazy drunk people that's for sure
ask the girl and see what she says!

the one i went too had **** stars show up certain times of the month, the place was packed then, good thing that club had alot of parking!

lol. nah man i know how to conceal that alcohol lol.. i used to drink at school on free days all the time. (days like we were supposed to have off but it was a hurricane make up day, or days right b4 a long break or long weekend and we wouldnt do much in school)

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

youll be able to buy.
when your order, just look the bartender directly in the eyes, dont studder, say what you want clearly, and have cash in hand out visible for them to see

i bartend and i rarely ever card, but can always spot an underage. nervousness gives them away

oh im not nervous. i usually buy from gas statinos all the time here in town. i just figured they would be more strict at a strip club for carding.

im supposed to get a fake i.d. from my friend sometime. he's 25 and looks like me. i made my own but it only works at some places.

 

[the727kid 10+ year member]

Anyone ever been to mos venus in tamps. FL??? They were rated best strip club in florida 3 years in a row...me and a couple friends went there after winning a little $$$ at seminole hard rock casino, and I would have to say they have THE HOTTEST *****Z EVARRR!!!!!!!!!

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If you ain't been there.. well I'ms orry.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

oh im not nervous. i usually buy from gas statinos all the time here in town. i just figured they would be more strict at a strip club for carding.
im supposed to get a fake i.d. from my friend sometime. he's 25 and looks like me. i made my own but it only works at some places.

dont get a fake id. thats asking for trouble.

if you do all the stuff like i said youll be fine, and in the strip clubs around here most know im still underage, but as long as you dont hang around the bar area while drinking your fine. just get your drink and go enjoy the show. come back when you need another.

bosses and managers usually say "they are a customer with money, if they dont get it from us, they will get it from our competitor" immediately followed upwith "we dont condone underage sales, but more customers usually equals more tips"

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

dont get a fake id. thats asking for trouble.
if you do all the stuff like i said youll be fine, and in the strip clubs around here most know im still underage, but as long as you dont hang around the bar area while drinking your fine. just get your drink and go enjoy the show. come back when you need another.

bosses and managers usually say "they are a customer with money, if they dont get it from us, they will get it from our competitor" immediately followed upwith "we dont condone underage sales, but more customers usually equals more tips"

lol. and whats wrong with a fake i.d.?

i woud put it in one of those wallets that have the lil hole in em that i could connect a chain too, that way if they were looking at it funny and trying to take it out, i could rip it away real quick lol.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

lol. and whats wrong with a fake i.d.?
i woud put it in one of those wallets that have the lil hole in em that i could connect a chain too, that way if they were looking at it funny and trying to take it out, i could rip it away real quick lol.

if your trying to get in somewhere underage, or trying to buy something underage just saying your legal and they figure out your underage, they will 99% of the time just tell you to get out.

if they catch you with a fake id..that just flat makes them real mad. which usually ends up in the pigs being invited to the party.

just from what ive seen. i dont want it to happen to you.

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

if your trying to get in somewhere underage, or trying to buy something underage just saying your legal and they figure out your underage, they will 99% of the time just tell you to get out.
if they catch you with a fake id..that just flat makes them real mad. which usually ends up in the pigs being invited to the party.

just from what ive seen. i dont want it to happen to you.

thx for the tip man. ya one time some guy knew my i.d. was fake, and he called over the manager and told him to talk to me. manager was pretty mad. well, he lost my business from that store forever, and all of my friends.

when i usually buy alcohol, i make sure that the gas station that hooks me up doesnt get caught. i will always ask for a bag, or have some kind of bag on me that i can put it in without it looking obvious. i usually wait til no other cars are around if its in an umbusy area.

ive never had the balls to try this, but ive had friends grab the alcohol out of the fridge, put money on the counter, say "keep the change" and walk away without even trying to get i.d.'d. i would worry about the manager calling the cops and reviewing the tapes in that situation..

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

risky

 

[plushDJ 10+ year member]

In Alberta it's 18 and all strip clubs are full ****, I didn't even know there was such thing as a partial ****. I used to DJ at one of the local clubs, good times kiddies.

 

[85Caprice4d 10+ year member]

lol ill be that guy with the awkward look on their face like my parents are watching or something lol.
anyone's dad ever took them to the strip club when they were 18?? i know it sounds weird but some dad's do it

and i dont think any girls i know would want a lap dance from a stripper, or appreciate me bringin them to a strip club lol.

x2 on strip clubs r lame tho.

Im 17 but I have an id - so im 23 - i remember thinking strip clubs would be so great - i guess its all taste tho - if you like it, im not baggin on it - just not my cup of tea. epic ***** tho - e p i c

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

well im psyched to go! i turn 18 January 5th, so its right around the corner!

i dont think ill tell my parents thats where im going tho...