Stoned Poem Time® with elementxero®

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

i'd sig you for awesomeness but all that ****ing epic stuff can't fit inside those little grey boxes.

i'll show you my ******* later though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[JeepSound 10+ year member]

It doesn't rhyme so it's not a poem.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

since everyone else is afraid to say it, and wants to act tuff, with two f's, ill be the first to say it...i liked it.

no ****

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

roses are red

violets are blue

what the hell

this thread is fail

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

I think the OP needs to take another hit..

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I think poems are gay //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif but did make this up when I was about 16 and stoned out of my mind.

Pussy is good

Pussy is grand

But if you can't get pussy

There's always your hand

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

they say want to see tail

but all they say is fail

a poem you will poast

while your high as toast.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

konechiwa you spelt deliberately wrong. I think.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

grant

and

hand

do

not

rhyme

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

konechiwa you spelt deliberately wrong. I think.

i think you know

i think you is a ho.

but wordz i say

spelled wrong they may

be.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I r ulimtate speeler.

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

I r ulimtate speeler.

speeling is a crime

one that you will do time

for

chicken bones are loopy

and i must make a poopy.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I am not a big fan of poetry,

not a fan at all

I think all this shit is gay

maybe a little "off the wall"

If youre gonna type gay shit online

You must like cock in your....BEHIND?!

i know i know it was close tho.

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment

Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo, His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting

What he wrote down, the whole crowd grows so loud

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now

The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!

Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy

No, he won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes

It don't matter, he's dope

He knows that, but he's broke

He's so stacked that he knows

When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's

Back to the lab again yo

This whole rap shit

He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You want it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo,

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You want it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,

His soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping

This world is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order

A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortom

It only grows harder, only grows hotter

He blows us all over these hoes is all on him

Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter

Lonely roads, God only knows

He's grown farther from home, he's no father

He goes home and barely knows his own daughter

But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water

These ho's don't want him no mo, he's cold product

They moved on to the next schmoe who flows

He nose dove and sold nada

So the soap opera is told and unfolds

I suppose it?ld partner, but the beat goes on

Da da dum da dum da da

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You want it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo,

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You want it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage

Tear this mothaf**kin roof off like 2 dogs caged

I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed

I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage

But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher

Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper

All the pain inside amplified by the fact

That I can't get by with my 9 to 5

And I can't provide the right type of life for my family

Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers

And it's no movie, there's no Makai Pfeiffer, this is my life

And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder

Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus

Teeter-totter caught up between trying to be a father and a prima donna

Baby mama drama's screamin on and

Too much for me to wanna

Stay in one spot, another day of monotony

Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail

I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot

Success is my only mothaf**kin option, failure's not

Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go

I cannot grow old in Salem's lot

So here I go is my shot.

Feet fail me not this may be the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You want it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You want it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

i pwn.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

OP is winning this thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Only thing that stops this thread from a win is a pic... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif