so my grandma took a dump on the floor

[timaishu 10+ year member]

So my grandma was sitting on the couch near the front door waiting for my mom to take her to get her hair done. She was sitting on the couch and my mom told her to change her pants. Guess they had blood or poop stains on them or something. So she changed and they left.

Anyways, I put on my flipflops to go outside and walked to the door past where she was sitting and I **** near slipped. I looked down and saw a pile of shit and shit streaks on my flipflops.

God ****it I hate old people! I know it was here cause she was sitting right next to where it was. Im assuming it ran down her pant leg while she was standing.

I wish I had pictures to share. I was so disgusted I rinsed my flipflops off with the hose, sprayed them with bleach and left the house for a few hours.

Came home and the shit was gone. So someone cleaned it up.

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[stocker08 10+ year member]

My sister works at a a tanning salon and some old lady came in to tan. After a little bit she comes out and says that she had an accident. Old fossil shit in the tanning bed and used a bunch of the places towels to try and clean it up. . . .

 

[abrhino 10+ year member]

when i was working at my local grocery store an old lady shat at the checkout and shuffled thru it to the door. looked like 2 shit slugs racing to the exit.. i threw up immediately.. our manager had 2 clean up the poop and my puke.. i left work

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

Glad to see your fixation on feces is alive and well, OP...

 

[inkfx 10+ year member]

your grandma 1 up'd the butter on the floor prank

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

ew

 

[Mattd0344 10+ year member]

your grandma 1 up'd the butter on the floor prank

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[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

u all will be old soon........

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

when i was working at my local grocery store an old lady shat at the checkout and shuffled thru it to the door. looked like 2 shit slugs racing to the exit.. i threw up immediately.. our manager had 2 clean up the poop and my puke.. i left work

oh dear god lol

 

[orangecounty1 10+ year member]

should have ate it, recorded it, and called it 1 ***, 1 grandmashit

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Did you play with it for awhile?

 

[FonzTX]

eeeewwwww NASsshhshhhty

 

[Maxipads 10+ year member]

My sister works at a a tanning salon and some old lady came in to tan. After a little bit she comes out and says that she had an accident. Old fossil shit in the tanning bed and used a bunch of the places towels to try and clean it up. . . .

Lol i owned a tanning salon about 2 years ago and a special ed customer came in with his assistant and the assistant bought he guy a bed for 20 minutes and let him go in alone.. Well turns out the guy was in that bed for about 40 he decided to spread his "love juice" all over the bed and urinated all over my table in there that had the towels and goggles in it....

 

[schackel 10+ year member]

hahahahaha

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

lulz were had