So im in a mormon neighborhood...

[Enellz 10+ year member]

WOW funniest thing I read all day.....Their daughters must be (insert), so call them over. lol

 

[bigaudiofanati2 10+ year member]

I would put a few more stickers on my truck and wait in the dark with a bat and wait for them to come put something else on my truck.

 

[obrien202 10+ year member]

put a note that says "touch my truck again and get shot"

This

 

[Pioneer~Saturn 5,000+ posts]

Lol, that's pretty good.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

mormons are some weird mother****ers. Ever seen that southpark episode? I didnt believe that shit so i googled it, its all true.

 

[MasterOfAllBass 10+ year member]

if some one tuched my truck, id go on a killing spree

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

God approves this thread....whichever god that is.

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

OP should get some of those "truck nuts" to hang off his trailer hitch. that plus the bewbs should get them in a hissy fit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[chithead81 10+ year member]

Put a denim skirt on her with long sleeves...

 

[moo_awn 10+ year member]

print that shit out and put it everywhere

With the caption, "John Smith loves the Cawk!"

****, can't even say cawk?

Holy sh1t on a stick! Can't even say damn?!?

 

[littlepucker]

My sisters best friend is mormon. Hot as fug. Getting married for the second time. She's 21.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

dont mormons have like 6 wives and like 13 kids?

 

[littlepucker]

They used to but not legal in the US.

The Chinese were even worse. The richer you were the more wifes you got. Some had over 50 and slayed them daily.

Ghengis Khan is the father of thousands of children ahaha

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

I would fuk those chinese hoes //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

Tis true, Mormons are very sexually deviant people.

im sure most of the teenage girls in that mormon neighborhood are fucking everything in sight.

Time to plan a trip back up yonder...