So i told a chick

[BreakingBad]

that i am ****ing a funny thing today.

met her off myspace (easy) and turns out she's a hot mom of (2). my age. now i normally dont like ****ing young moms as it would be weird with the whole "youre 21, 2 kids...what the ****" thing.

so i said **** it because she's hot. and a nice ***. ONLY bad part is, she has stretch marks... alot of them..but shes really tan so you cant notice right off the bat.. tight ***** all that shit, freak in bed ya kno BUT has 2 kids.

well she got pissed b/c i wasnt ****ing her often enough i take it, so she starts flipping. i just met this ***** 1.5 weeks ago and have seen her 4 or 5 times..and shes complaining i dont see her?

so she txts me and says "i can get any guy i want and the one i want will never see me"....now i partly believe that sentence. but anyway i text back saying "ok well u go get whatever guy u want while i dial one of the other 5 girls in my phone like i usually do"....and she still wants to **** my ****? psychotic/dependant?

****in weird, but cool.

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[munchies 10+ year member]

Cool.

 

[Pimpdaddyq 10+ year member]

good story

 

[spudracer326 10+ year member]

congratulaaions?????

edit: cookie????

 

[SPLDUCK]

playa playa

 

[BreakingBad]

with part of my head

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

It's a shame you didn't snap your neck trying to **** your own dick on the internet for ****ing some sloppy stretchmarked ***** who got knocked up in highschool.

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

pics

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

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[RedlineAccord 10+ year member]

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

She must think your a decent guy and wants a man to help raise her kids.

It's analogous to ******* dick for coke, except its ******* dick for child support.

 

[BreakingBad]

It's a shame you didn't snap your neck trying to **** your own dick on the internet for ****ing some sloppy stretchmarked ***** who got knocked up in highschool.

1.) nobodys bragging.

2.) had no idea, wouldnt have done it if i knew.

3.) *****s still tight.

 

[brtnboarder]

LMFAO...

 

[BreakingBad]

She must think your a decent guy and wants a man to help raise her kids.
It's analogous to ******* dick for coke, except its ******* dick for child support.

already told her i aint down with that and she has given the impression she wants more than just ****ing, but enjoys the ****ing nonetheless.

 

[Untouchable11 10+ year member]

There's a reason the baby daddy isn't around. Hence, your statement above.