So i get a phone call from the Principal today.

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Siiting at the hospital with my wife and my cell rings...its the elementary school principal. He says there an issue with my son and i'm like 4th grade or 2nd grade? He says 4th grade....anyways he proceeds to tell me that he got his *** chewed by an irate mother because my 10 year old told her daugther that he wanted to see her on a stripper pole. She told her mom and blah blah blah and so on....i started laughing...HARD...and i had to hand the phone to my wife before he heard me cracking up.

Anyways, its really my stepson, not my biological son...and apparently while visiting his dad, he overheard his uncle talking about the "bytches" up in the club dancing on the stripper pole.

I laughed, my wife didn't...he's now grounded and has write the girls parents an apology letter

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[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

lmao..

 

[twisztdpunisher 10+ year member]

ahahahahhahahaa thats great.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

priceless.

gotta get that pimp hand strong while they're young

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

that is awesome...how can you not laugh getting that kinda news....hahaha

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

While funny, one thing you never EVER do is write an apology, if they were top ever want to bring charges or sue and apology letter is an admission of guilt and can be used against you.

 

[plushDJ 10+ year member]

While funny, one thing you never EVER do is write an apology, if they were top ever want to bring charges or sue and apology letter is an admission of guilt and can be used against you.

good thinking

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

"dear girls parents, I'm sorry your daughter will grow up to be a stripper..."

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

While funny, one thing you never EVER do is write an apology, if they were top ever want to bring charges or sue and apology letter is an admission of guilt and can be used against you.

they'd have a real hard time suing me over words....hell they couldn't even charge the woman who acted like a teenage boy on myspace and got that 13 year old to commit *******.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

worst thing that could happen is we have to put him in a different school.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

they'd have a real hard time suing me over words....hell they couldn't even charge the woman who acted like a teenage boy on myspace and got that 13 year old to commit *******.

They could call it ****** harassment, even if the kid is only in 4th grade.

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

They could call it ****** harassment, even if the kid is only in 4th grade.

what are they gonna do? sue the kid? lock him up?

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

They could call it ****** harassment, even if the kid is only in 4th grade.

****** harassment is to protect workers on the job...not students at grade school. Even the principal told my wife the worst thing that could ever happen to the student is explusion.

 

[plushDJ 10+ year member]

people sue over the dumbest shit, I could see it happening. Mental distress or something.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

make him pay the postage on the letter too,