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<blockquote data-quote="Acidburn" data-source="post: 715235" data-attributes="member: 551463">1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in&nbsp; pile A &nbsp;2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B&nbsp; &nbsp;3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the&nbsp; Business Reply Mail Envelope.&nbsp;4. Take the coupons&nbsp; from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand.&nbsp;5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk&nbsp; away whistling.&nbsp;I have now received two phone calls&nbsp; from the credit card companies telling me that they received a&nbsp; stuffed envelope with coupons ratherthen my application. They&nbsp; informed me that it they are not pleased thatthey footed the bill&nbsp; for the crap I sent them. I reply with &quot;It saysBusiness Reply Mail&quot;&nbsp; I&#039;m suggesting coupons to you to ensure that yourbusiness is more&nbsp; successful. They promptly hang up on me.&nbsp;Now, I did this for&nbsp; about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added&nbsp; exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelopeso they paid EXTRA&nbsp; due to the weight. I got a call informing me aboutthe money, I said&nbsp; it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. Afteryelling at the&nbsp; clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to mydemands and cut me&nbsp; a check for the money. I hold in my hand at thisvery moment a check&nbsp; from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Acidburn, post: 715235, member: 551463"] 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope. 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand. 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling. I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me. Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents. [/QUOTE]

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