Shot in the Head

[audioimpactxx]

Figured some of you may enjoy this joke //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif.

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and

while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later,

her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows

rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her

head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that

Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she

was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head

and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors

were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they

finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back

of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making

a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in

the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she

felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but

quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could be

irrelevant.

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[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif LMFAO

 

[gunz4me2 10+ year member]

That is at least a 12 year old Darwin Awards urban legend.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

ETA: Here is the urban legend: http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp

 

[FIMPALASS 10+ year member]

Capped by the doughman

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Figured some of you may enjoy this joke //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif.

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and

while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later,

her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows

rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her

head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that

Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she

was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head

and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors

were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they

finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back

of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making

a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in

the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she

felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but

quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could be

irrelevant.

Was funny until that last part...why does everything have to be political?

 

[ahole-ic]

Figured some of you may enjoy this joke //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif.

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and

while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later,

her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows

rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her

head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that

Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she

was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head

and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors

were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they

finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back

of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making

a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in

the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she

felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but

quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could be

irrelevant.

She is a member here. She goes by the name of "proximity" fyi.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

retoast, republican chain letter I assume?

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

dough disrespected her

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

and her family

 

[gunz4me2 10+ year member]

But was she living her life 1/4 mile at a time when the can exploded?

 

[seedubs1 10+ year member]

An oldy, but a goodie.

 

[Twisted_0912 10+ year member]

she had more dough than you could afford pal

 

[audioimpactxx]

Sorry, I am sure this is old as I got it in an email, however still pretty good. Yes I am a "Conservative" (term republican is **** these days) and I got it from a fellow conservative, still funny all around though! People are easy going on this forum thought it would be cool.

 

[Carnivorous18 10+ year member]

Sorry, I am sure this is old as I got it in an email, however still pretty good. Yes I am a "Conservative" (term republican is **** these days) and I got it from a fellow conservative, still funny all around though! People are easy going on this forum thought it would be cool.

Indeed we are. I found it funny cause it said the women was from SD. I was gona say I never heard of this b4 haha

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

that is at least a 12 year old darwin awards urban legend.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
eta: Here is the urban legend: snopes.com: The Biscuit Bullet

^this!!!!