shit, im bleeding

[armitank]

im bleeding from my face.... surprise nosebleed ftl..... ugh blood drops on nice khaki shorts ftl

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edit: pics! \/

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[Pimpdaddyq 10+ year member]

that sucks.. get some towels?

 

[armitank]

ya i'd rather just not stand up since im lazy and let it bleed out..... no i clot fast, im like a super hero, you cant kill me

 

[Jeremy M 10+ year member]

shove some toilet paper in your upper lip, should stop it quickly

 

[hrtbrk1 5,000+ posts]

take some pics

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

cocaine is a helluva drug.........

 

[andrewmoore13 10+ year member]

i fuking hate nose bleeds. i work in an AC'ed office and its stuffy and dry as ****. i get them every few weeks but my fuking god they just dont stop sometimes.

/rant

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

one time I had a nosebleed when I ate at a resturaunt and got blood in all the toilets and sinks. This was at about 10 and it wasnt buisy and next person walked walked right out.

 

[armitank]

take some pics

done, u want pics of my pants with blood drop on?

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Prolly AIDS.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Prolly AIDS.

and cancer

 

[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

cancer is the new aids

 

[armitank]

cancer and aids?

so u like my luscious lips?

The dreaded blood stain on the pants

who here knows how to get blood out of clothes?

ya i know im a puss and its a pin nosebleed.... but it caught me by surprise

EDIT: holy mother of huge pics, seem to have missed a spot shaving

 

[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

Now you will learn to do like the rest of us and be online in the ****..

 

[Pimpdaddyq 10+ year member]

i seriously heard that saliva is the cheapest and simpilest way to get blood out of fabric.. i guess the enzymes in the spit help eat away at blood? Im not promising anything, or even know if its true.. otherwise I used some TurleWax carpet cleaner the other day to take blood out of some carpet after my gf beat on some girl and worked wonders.. wally world has it..

good luck