sharted

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

i sharted my pants after i drank too much tonight. anyone have this problem?

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[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

no but my heated seats (in car) give me swass sometimes.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

i sharted my pants after i drank too much tonight. anyone have this problem?

Can't say that I've done that before.

BUT, i did have to take a huge shit all day today, and when I finally got home I layed what had to be the biggest shit of my life.

It felt so gratifying.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

have you ever took a shyt...........ON WEED?!!!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

shitting on lsd ftl

shitting when your a tweeker ftmfl

 

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

yes it had crystals and corn in it!!!!

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

dude heated seats give my *** the worse sweat smell ever

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

dude heated seats give my *** the worse sweat smell ever

one hour commute with heated seats = serious swass

 

[stuckinok 5,000+ posts]

ewww?

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

one hour commute with heated seats = serious swass

oh yea... i drove to louisville with them on...

4 hours there and 4 hours back

 

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

too much beer and couldn't get home fast enough....

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

too much beer and couldn't get home fast enough....

from here on thou shalt be known as:

poopiepants

 

[denalilvr 10+ year member]

Can't say that I've done that before.
BUT, i did have to take a huge shit all day today, and when I finally got home I layed what had to be the biggest shit of my life.

It felt so gratifying.

did your pants fit on better afterwards?

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

when i used to get real high off some dank, i felt like my bowel movements were uncontrollable. but i think it was just the bass ****ing w/ me

 

[geardownson 10+ year member]

It makes my dookie twinkle!