Senator brings charges against God for "terroristic threats"

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

A Nebraska Senator who filed a lawsuit against God appeared in court Tuesday and ordered the defendant to "cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats."
Chambers said state senators periodically have offered bills prohibiting the filing of certain types of suits. He said his main objective is that the constitution requires that the doors to the courthouse be open to all. Thus anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody -- even God," Chambers said in 2007.

The lawsuit accuses God "of making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent." It says God has caused "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects and the like."

Chambers said he's been surprised at how many Christians attacked him and his family after the lawsuit.

He said Baptists, Methodists and Universalists all urged him to leave the lawsuit with them. But he couldn't, he said, because each of them doesn't accept each other's God.

"For all we know, God was sitting in one of the empty chairs in the courtroom today chuckling at the lawsuit, laughing that he made this guy, Chambers -- if you believe in that sort of thing," Chamber said.

Im glad someone is finally sticking it to "the man" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[twisztdauthorit 10+ year member]

thats a first

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

lmao...people these days.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

that was like last year =/

EDIT: this guy also used to have a regular show on some public tv channel. Calling and talking shit used to be the thing in junior high lol

 

[arizona 10+ year member]

What a retard...

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

that was like last year =/
EDIT: this guy also used to have a regular show on some public tv channel. Calling and talking shit used to be the thing in junior high lol

It was published today on CNN.com so //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Either way, God has it commn' to him.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

It was published today on CNN.com so //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Either way, God has it commn' to him.

just sayin, http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html

"POSTED: 1:52 pm CDT September 17, 2007

UPDATED: 12:04 pm CDT September 19, 2007"

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

just sayin, http://www.ketv.com/news/17099764/detail.html

"POSTED: 11:32 am CDT August 5, 2008

UPDATED: 12:07 pm CDT August 5, 2008"

I mean, if you want to argue validity //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

just sayin, http://www.ketv.com/news/17099764/detail.html
"POSTED: 11:32 am CDT August 5, 2008

UPDATED: 12:07 pm CDT August 5, 2008"

I mean, if you want to argue validity //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

ok, ok you win

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

hehe. GOD IS AGAINST YOU ON THIS ONE! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif