Roomates that don't pull their weight...

[ZOMG 10+ year member]

o noes mad cats

 

[lolumad over 10+ year member]

o noes mad cats

 

[nathan_b_forest 10+ year member]

I live by myself....it is the best way.
I do have to clean up after a cat though. I tell her she needs to start pulling her weight, but she just walks off.

Yesterday, I pretended to feed her and then walked into the living room. She followed me and looked at me with a puzzled expression. I then pointed and said, "lol u mad".

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And I am king of getting room mates who don't pull their weight.

Have one that has lived here a year and still doesn't know how to put dishes in the dishwasher.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

I live by myself....it is the best way.
I do have to clean up after a cat though. I tell her she needs to start pulling her weight, but she just walks off.

Yesterday, I pretended to feed her and then walked into the living room. She followed me and looked at me with a puzzled expression. I then pointed and said, "lol u mad".

I lol'd

 

[unbanjsullivan 10+ year member]

Uhh that is a toilet that has not been cleaned in months and months not weeks. Also you sound pretty gay with your picky neat shit and OCD about being clean.

No matter what when you live with guys shit is going to be messy usually. If you are OCD and like it clean I suggest finding a female roommate,m even if you are not poking her they usually are clean or at least cleaner than guys.

 

[JarvisB 10+ year member]

I feel u man.. I like my place clean but unfortunately I got 6 roommates in the house lol.. mind u, I am in college so I got my room in the basement with other 2 guys.. We are all good as we all like things to be clean..

but lord, I cant stand going upstairs since those people who lives upstairs dont give shit, hair is all over the sink and toilet is friggin dirty and the floor is dirty as well..

I clean my room probably twice a week and bathroom like once a week.. I like to keep up with cleaning as I believe that keeping everything clean helps them all to last much longer..

I clean my electronics like everyday lol, I dont like seeing dust on them n all that.

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

looks like he shit in the corner

 

[crash9201 10+ year member]

wait for him to walk in one day.... and STAB HIM!

serious side: My brother just moved out of his house at SIU because he couldnt stand living with abunch of slobs. some of his roommates would come home at 4am-noon drunk out of their mind and destroy the house; the storys are funny but cleaning the crap up.... not so much

 

[tEh ShOcKeR]

I live by myself....it is the best way.
I do have to clean up after a cat though. I tell her she needs to start pulling her weight, but she just walks off.

Yesterday, I pretended to feed her and then walked into the living room. She followed me and looked at me with a puzzled expression. I then pointed and said, "lol u mad".

 

[tEh ShOcKeR]

Do this, get video, post the video. Lulz will be had. That is all.

 

[RossDrivesFast 10+ year member]

Pretty standard. I have 5-6 roommates depending on the month and it's impossible to keep a consistently clean place. Just have to try and continuously yell at people, nothing else I can do.

 

[Atimm693 10+ year member]

I live by myself....it is the best way.
I do have to clean up after a cat though. I tell her she needs to start pulling her weight, but she just walks off.

Yesterday, I pretended to feed her and then walked into the living room. She followed me and looked at me with a puzzled expression. I then pointed and said, "lol u mad".

If I'm eating in our living room one of my cats will come and beg for food, so I put a fork of food in front of their nose and let them sniff it. Then I swipe it from their nose and it eat. They usually get pissed and walk away. It's incredibly fun.

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

My roommate pisses all over the toilet seat because hes to lazy to pick it up, lets the dishes sit in the sink and doesn't wash them, and whenever he microwaves shit and it oozes over the plate just leaves it on the glass bottom.

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[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

So my roomates brother moved in with us in our house. We have 4 bedrooms and he has one with his own bathroom. My usual roomate and I always clean on Sundays and days when we're just here off from work etc. Since we're both OCD about things.
And always want the house nice and clean. So after a week and a half it's been good, I've just been working and coming home, not really paying attention. Just doing my part. Then this morning I walk into his bathroom to get some towels and see this...

We're cleaning it up now because we can't stand leaving shit like this in the house knowing it's there. We don't know where he is now but we texted saying if you don't get your shit together he's going to have to GTFO... My roomate is ready to kick his brother out when he gets back, I'm not in the middle of that though.

We always knew he was lazy but this shit is un-acceptable. Don't mind my negroid feet. Unless that's your thing...

Yes ... His brother is white.

/rant

Who else has had bad, nasty, or filthy roomates?

u racism dawg