Road Rage?

[pervertatoid 10+ year member]

So today, some person who was getting onto Academy (our main business street here) from Bradley (some tiny side street) decided - not to cut me off - but run into my lane while I was beside him. I thought he just didn't realize I was in his blind spot at first, but then he flipped me off. He got into the left lane and I stayed in the right lane ('cause I was dropping a co-worker off) and we both flipped him off, and when the guys in the truck caught up by the light, his passenger rolled his window down and SPIT ON MY CAR. I freaking swear, if I ever find this guy, I will not only kick in all of his windows, but pour multiple cans of Corned Beef Hash in his driver and passenger-side seats and ground the stuff in. And I'll leave a little note that says, "Yeah, mess with me again." And by "leave a little note," I mean scrawl it into his hood with a knife.

Should I seek help for my road rage issues, or does he really deserve it?

* Words in italics have been changed so as not to offend anyone.

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[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Go through the carwash and forget about it. Oh yeah, and start carrying a pistol.

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

dont believe there is any ccw in colorado, but even if there is, what are you gonna do, brandish at anyone who pisses you off in traffic?

and if you were really that angry, why didnt you do something while you were stopped next to him getting your car spit on?

 

[Hydrastas 10+ year member]

i woulda done all that in the time you were stopped at the light

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

dont believe there is any ccw in colorado, but even if there is, what are you gonna do, brandish at anyone who pisses you off in traffic?

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"Look at me! I've got a gun! Don't mess with me or I'll...... wave it at you or something!"

I'm pretty certain someone spitting on your car isn't grounds for the justifiable use of deadly force.

I carry a gun everywhere I go but outside of a cop asking me if I am carrying any weapons should anyone ever find themselves in the unfortunate position of ever seeing it that will be the last sight they see on this Earth.

Guns are not toys and should never be used for a mechanism of intimidation.

and if you were really that angry, why didnt you do something while you were stopped next to him getting your car spit on?

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[kool-aid 10+ year member]

how did he spit on your car and get away???...i would have tried to hit him with my car

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I usually keep one of these in my car for just the occasion.

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

I usually keep one of these in my car for just the occasion.

I LOL'D

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I would pretend to have a monster truck and run his *** over, then get out and spit back on his car, then ask if he is ok, then call 911 and say man some ignorant motherbish just got ran over by a pretend monster truck. It was something else. Then leave the premises.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I would pretend to have a monster truck and run his *** over, then get out and spit back on his car, then ask if he is ok, then call 911 and say man some ignorant motherbish just got ran over by a pretend monster truck. It was something else. Then leave the premises.

That is actually a really good idea.

 

[pervertatoid 10+ year member]

I guess that was worded poorly; "when the guys in the truck caught up by the light" wasn't supposed to imply that were stopped - they were going straight and I was in the right-turn lane. Without doing exactly what he did to me to some other poor soul, I wouldn't have been able to get back into traffic and chase him down.

Guns are not toys and should never be used for a mechanism of intimidation.

I agree 100%. I did, however, search my car for something I might possibly be able to throw. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif Not that I'd have been able to chuck it far enough to hit him by the time I found something and picked it up.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

You know what pisses me off! When I see a bird take a shit on my freshly washed/waxed black car! I just want to take out the sniper rifle and shoot that ***** not to kill it, just to wound it, then take a nice hot steaming pile of shit right on top of its head, then say, I hope you just took a dip in the nearest lake to clean yourself off. Then say I am going home to watch Howard the Duck because ducks are cooler than birds!

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

I guess that was worded poorly; "when the guys in the truck caught up by the light" wasn't supposed to imply that were stopped - they were going straight and I was in the right-turn lane. Without doing exactly what he did to me to some other poor soul, I wouldn't have been able to get back into traffic and chase him down.


I agree 100%. I did, however, search my car for something I might possibly be able to throw. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif Not that I'd have been able to chuck it far enough to hit him by the time I found something and picked it up.

i got arrested for throwing a bottle of lotion at someone. charges got dropped, but i sat in the city jail for a day. they are getting really serious on road rage ever since that moron killed that family here in denver.

 

[pervertatoid 10+ year member]

i got arrested for throwing a bottle of lotion at someone. charges got dropped, but i sat in the city jail for a day. they are getting really serious on road rage ever since that moron killed that family here in denver.

So I guess it would be worthwhile to wait 'til he's parked and vandalize it afterward, huh? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

meh you are in Colorado Springs

thats nothing compared to NJ or NY