"Death Star Home Cinema Subwoofer "That's no moon... It's a Subwoofer!"

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"Jesus Christ, what's that!"... Colin

"I can feel my trousers vibrating"... Steve

"Turn your bass down"... My neighbours

"That won't fit in our apartment"... My Girlfriend

 
If you're talking about the big Coke can, I think it's a trash can. But even if you're talking about something else...it's the UK man - everything's odd. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 
" Q: Will it include any anti-attack firing batteries to ensure my girlfriend doesn't mount a sneak attack? I suspect she is a rebel sympathizer.

16-Jul-05

A: It's defenses against girlfriends are a known weakness... hence the reason it's on ebay //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Q: Do you still have the plans for this death star or have they been stolen?

15-Jul-05

A: I find your lack of faith disturbing... http://www.objectreality.co.uk/DeathStarPlans

Q: If your "deathstar" subwooofer had a stand-up fight with a "borg cube" all-in-1 hi-fi then who'd win and how?

15-Jul-05

A: The Death Star can destroy a planet. I can't imagine it would struggle against a gramophone with a built in wireless and auto-reverse cassette deck.

Q: Please can you confirm whether it is the black or red thermal exhaust port that leads directly to the Main Reactor?

15-Jul-05

A: You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!

Q: Does it have an artifical gravity generator?

14-Jul-05

A: No, it relies on real gravity.

Q: What sort of defenses does it have, if on the off chance.. there is a Rebel attack. I don't really want to cough up for this only to have it destroyed by some pesky X-Wing fighters.

13-Jul-05

A: It protects itself by oscillating the atmosphere around it at low frequencies. An X-Wing would fall apart before it got close.

Q: I have a "Cloud city on the gas planet Besbin" AV receiver. Are they compatable?

13-Jul-05

A: The Death Star cannot be powered by line level alone, you could not destroy a planet with line level. It needs an external amplifier, you can buy mine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Q: Does it include a tractor beam?

13-Jul-05

A: For health and safety reasons I decided not to include a tractor beam. If you recall, it all started to go wrong for Darth Vader following the use of such a device.

Q: If I can't collect, can it fly through space to me instead?

13-Jul-05

A: That would require a pilot of considerable skill.

Q: A speaker you say? so it's NOT a moon. Do I get lots of little Storm Troopers living in it too??

13-Jul-05

A: I'm unable to disclose this information, you may be part of the Rebel Alliance. "

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