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<blockquote data-quote="jonnybusa" data-source="post: 3481109" data-attributes="member: 574197">WOW.......amazingly funny you say this happened.&nbsp; I have a story, from around 8 years ago @ a K-Mart, before wal-mark ***** slapped it........same deal.......4 or 5 guards checking me out....I was @ auto, sporting, electronics, cd&#039;s, and all....and everywhere I went, I was watched.&nbsp; I acted on it, though.&nbsp; I went to the dressing room, and pushed out a fairly small turd........very small.&nbsp; Looked like a skid mark when I used my boxers to wipe....lol.Anyway, 5 minutes later, I tried to walk out the front doors, and the door guard noticed the &quot;bulge&quot; in my pants pocket&nbsp; and very roughly grabbed me.......&quot;and what the hell do you have in your pants?&quot; he said........&quot;boxers&quot;.....I said........&quot; oh, I crapped myself......and wiped w./ them&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; and I&nbsp; acted like I was gonna put them in his hands.........He jumped out of his skin.............lol....lol....lol.....Then just threw them in the outside trash can..........</blockquote>

[QUOTE="jonnybusa, post: 3481109, member: 574197"] WOW.......amazingly funny you say this happened. I have a story, from around 8 years ago @ a K-Mart, before wal-mark ***** slapped it........same deal.......4 or 5 guards checking me out....I was @ auto, sporting, electronics, cd's, and all....and everywhere I went, I was watched. I acted on it, though. I went to the dressing room, and pushed out a fairly small turd........very small. Looked like a skid mark when I used my boxers to wipe....lol. Anyway, 5 minutes later, I tried to walk out the front doors, and the door guard noticed the "bulge" in my pants pocket and very roughly grabbed me......."and what the hell do you have in your pants?" he said........"boxers".....I said........" oh, I crapped myself......and wiped w./ them" and I acted like I was gonna put them in his hands.........He jumped out of his skin.............lol....lol....lol.....Then just threw them in the outside trash can.......... [/QUOTE]

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