Possible responses from a girl who is being asked out

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

"I can't I'm doing my hair... for the rest of my life."

 

[Seattle206 10+ year member]

Yea I know.
I'm really good at reading people too and I didn't see it coming at all. I never see things not coming. I was going to let it go till I found out she stood me up because her long lost ex boyfriend who she dated in high school moved back to Cincinnati. So, I systematically and emotionally beat her down and put a few of her good friends against her till she actually ended up dropping out of college. Someone told me once she actually tried to kill herself. LAWL.

**** man. You know how to put your hoes in line.

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

hahah my buddy was about to bang this chick at a party about 4 years ago and her excuse was " i really want to but i can't, i have toxic shock right now". that shit was so funny

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

**** man. You know how to put your hoes in line.

It's easy... Think about it like a scab on your arm. All you have to do is find the scab then pick at it a little then a little more then a little more after you have that accomplished and it is a bleeding puss spewing open wound you just get something toxic and slowly start to put it on the wound till it's good an infected. Then you distract them while the infection turns septic and that's it.

This girl for example was very shallow and cared a lot about her 'image' and her popularity. So, naturally she was insecure about many things. Typically girls like this didn't get enough love from mommy and too much love from daddy. So that is a good place to start.

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

hahah my buddy was about to bang this chick at a party about 4 years ago and her excuse was " i really want to but i can't, i have toxic shock right now". that shit was so funny

toxic shock?? he shoulda told her the cure is his dick in her ***