Piece of ***

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ***?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.

Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Tennessee we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh *** for mah drink."

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[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

lol

lol is not a post //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

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[req 5,000+ posts]

**** all you and your lol'ing. reply somthing other than that. sheesh //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

**** all you and your lol'ing. reply somthing other than that. sheesh //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

They laughed out loud, stfu.

 

[Jdizzle 10+ year member]

hahahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

**** all you and your lol'ing. reply somthing other than that. sheesh //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I tried to warn the cockmonkeys. I say you ban em all!

 

[Good*Bad*Ugly 10+ year member]

Is hahahah considered a post? Seems like it.

 

[Jdizzle 10+ year member]

i dono i put a smilie just in case hahah

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

laugh out loud

 

[Jdizzle 10+ year member]

chevy audio FTW on this one..best way to turn lol into a post

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

Im sticking it to the man.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

if you can type more than 2 characters and hit reply and it shows up, it's a post.

 

[Laugh Out Loud 10+ year member]

laugh out loud

LOL

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

I knew that was coming...and its not me

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Im sticking it to the man.

You can stick it to me, man