Philosophy Paper

I got a 100% on all the quizes and tests in my programming class because there were loopholes everywhere. I didnt learn shit in that class cause the teacher was retarded, so I felt it necessary. I also aced the final.

 
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impressive. :]
GT3 ftw!
I think I made around 10-20 million dollars in that game before I got bored of it.
I wish I still had that paper, because I swear to you I couldnt make that story up...

I had more fun messing with my profs in college than I should have. Freshmen year Some friends and I got in trouble in english class for saying something sucked, the professor yelled at us and told us it was a bad word and to never say something "sucked" again.

A week later we had to interview a class mate and write a paper about them, what they liked, hobbies, people who influenced their life, etc etc... Well, I interviewed my friend Greg, and we made up a character that influenced his life. Brandon Yotch. We put this bit of info into the paper, and after all was said and done we got the prof to read it in front of the class. There were very few other people who got the joke when the teacher anounced that "greg was very influenced by a B. Yotch". But those who got it laughed hard...

 
I wish I still had that paper, because I swear to you I couldnt make that story up...
I had more fun messing with my profs in college than I should have. Freshmen year Some friends and I got in trouble in english class for saying something sucked, the professor yelled at us and told us it was a bad word and to never say something "sucked" again.

A week later we had to interview a class mate and write a paper about them, what they liked, hobbies, people who influenced their life, etc etc... Well, I interviewed my friend Greg, and we made up a character that influenced his life. Brandon Yotch. We put this bit of info into the paper, and after all was said and done we got the prof to read it in front of the class. There were very few other people who got the joke when the teacher anounced that "greg was very influenced by a B. Yotch". But those who got it laughed hard...
lollerskates

 
I wish I still had that paper, because I swear to you I couldnt make that story up...
I had more fun messing with my profs in college than I should have. Freshmen year Some friends and I got in trouble in english class for saying something sucked, the professor yelled at us and told us it was a bad word and to never say something "sucked" again.

A week later we had to interview a class mate and write a paper about them, what they liked, hobbies, people who influenced their life, etc etc... Well, I interviewed my friend Greg, and we made up a character that influenced his life. Brandon Yotch. We put this bit of info into the paper, and after all was said and done we got the prof to read it in front of the class. There were very few other people who got the joke when the teacher anounced that "greg was very influenced by a B. Yotch". But those who got it laughed hard...
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b yotch. LOLOL

that my friend. is an excellent idea.

 
Death is the only certainty.
prove it? its all about backing it up.. just ramble.. Nothing in life is 100% certain.. what if you are mentally handicapped and you are making all of this up.. this is what you think you are doing.. life is all perception.. based on individuals.. so ramble and your teacher cannot flunk you as long as it meets the paper requirements.. go in circles..

 
prove it? its all about backing it up.. just ramble.. Nothing in life is 100% certain.. what if you are mentally handicapped and you are making all of this up.. this is what you think you are doing.. life is all perception.. based on individuals.. so ramble and your teacher cannot flunk you as long as it meets the paper requirements.. go in circles..
I did. I got an A //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
I did. I got an A //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
all you need is back up.. they can't prove you wrong unless you pick im certain my philosophy teacher is a douche bag.. they might not take kindly to that.. even if you backed it up..

 
Seriously, especially if these is an lower level philosophy class, your teacher would love to hear you critique Descartes.

Descartes was famous for a variety of things. If you've taken any mathematics, you've probably heard of a Cartesian plane and you've done some analytic geometry, both thanks to Descartes. But for your philosophy class, it is his work on the mind-body problem that is most important.

Descartes said "Cogito ergo sum", which we recognize as "I think, therefore I am." What Descartes sought to do was to discard everything which could be doubted, and arrived at one thing which he knew could not be doubted at all: his thoughts, and that he was thinking. The body seems to exist, and we perceive it through our sense, but we have known our perceptions to mislead us. However, because he has thoughts, and he knows that thoughts exist because he has them, his existence cannot be doubted. He constructed the Wax Argument. Essentially his point is that a solid piece of wax and warmed or melted wax seem to the senses to be completely different, but they are still both just wax, and so only his mind could properly deduce the nature of wax.

Later in his life, Descartes would wax poetically on the human mind with his philosophy of Dualism. According to Descartes, the body is essentially a machine that follows all laws of physics, whereas the mind is a bit supernatural. Descartes said that only humans have minds, and that the mind interacts with the body at the pineal gland (again, asserting that only humans have these), with the mind and body capable of influencing each other.

Now an important note in Descartes work was that he was a highly religious man. For this reason, he believed humans to be above all else, and we now know that humans are not the only animals to have minds or pineal glands. Also of interest, his Meditations had a rather poor ontological argument for the existence of God, on which he built a new argument saying that God would not reasonably deceive him, so his perception could now be trusted. You see the part that his beliefs played in his philosophy.

Anyways, the point here is that you can use his most famous work as a springboard for a solid rebuttal or concurrence.

 
Well unfortunately, philosophy education, especially the earlier classes, is about just encouraging people to think about things. Teachers let a lot of stuff go.

Now if you want to do it professionally, you'll be heavily challenged by other philosophers. But for most of you, I'm sure you just care about passing your classes.

 
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