oops V. knocked up my friends girl

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

so, anywayz....you know how it is.

one of my boyz has been seeing this chick for bout 3 months. first time i met her i didnt know she was with my boy and i just go up and start nut flexin and shit. she was all up on me, buying me drinks and rubbin up on me. i jus play it off cause that shit happens alot to me, yo! so then i find out she is my boyz girl, so i slack on tha game. well, anytime we are out and my boy goes out of sight, this chick is whisperin bout how wet i get her and how she wants to fuck my brains out. well, yeah, LDO.

anywayz, i eventually start poundin this ho, cause thats jus how i do it. puttin tha glaze on her face like it was a krispy kreme. my boy is tellin me how he loves this chick and how she is tha one, and all tha time she bouncin on me like a pogo stick. i jus say, thats cool man, glad you found someone.

well, she texts me last night sayin she preggo, and she thinks its mine. well, i am as potent as a black mamba, so i can understand that, yo.

my boy is gonna be crushed, but he gonna pay for that abort.

what it do?!?

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[Blados 10+ year member]

fial //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Got your tickets to the Maury Povich show yet?

Edit- Taking back the wise comment as it was premature.

LMAO SKWEEZY.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Way to handle things mang. If he had any staying power then that shit wouldn't happen.

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

Krispy Kreme = ftl.

 

[bones22 5,000+ posts]

in this case....

abortion = doing the world a favor

 

[xXFBGXx 10+ year member]

ur frien gonn slap u around likea red head headed step child

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

ur frien gonn slap u around likea red head headed step child

Hope he gets VID's

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Does this mean I can start callin ya big poppa now? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

****punch that bish yo, that'll abort sht. Trust me, your boy will be cool with it, he'll think you saved him 18 years of payments to the baby momma.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

my friend aint gonna do nothin. we tight, yo!

tha girl is tha one causing all tha drama. bitches aint nothing but tricks and hoes.

 

[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

 

[michaellane 5,000+ posts]

"I WAS GONNA DO THE RIGHT THING YA KNOW AND LIKE GET A ****1NG BUS TICKET OUTTA TOWN BUT I DIDNT HAVE NO MONEY SO LIKE WE WENT TO THE MALL AND I PUSHED HER DOWN THE STAIRS. I HOPE IT WORKED CUZ IF IT DONT I HEARD THE BABY CAN BE BORN LIKE GAY I MEAN LONG TERM" for the win mother****3rs!!!!!!!!!!

 

[luv2shrOOm 10+ year member]

lets see this drama chick...

 

[.M3THOD. 10+ year member]

do ppl really think this is funny......... some 14 year old nerd playing pretend on the internet?

 

[burzendowski 10+ year member]

Is The Op A Douche In Every One Of His Threads?