omg watermelon!

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

Can you imagine what it'd be like to be the first person to taste a watermelon??? just imagine being a caveman eating nothing but raw meat, bugs, and various seeds and grasses. then one day, while hunting or something, you stumble upon this weird ass oblong plant thing and decide to bust it open and see whats inside. then you take a bite, and holy **** it's the greatest thing you've ever experienced.

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[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

i imagine it'd look like that...

 

[slam 5,000+ posts]

dont like Watermelons... u must be high

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

Nukka loves watermelon.....but blacks discovered watermelon and chicken.....not some ****in caveman...

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

Nukka loves watermelon.....but blacks discovered watermelon and chicken.....not some ****in caveman...

black caveman?

 

[RipDaJacka]

watermelons are fire as a MF, but they 2 damm heavy.. i had 2 unload 200 of the thangs Monday

 

[zack39648 10+ year member]

yep sounds like he is high i used to think about all kinda **** when i was high especially discoveries and inventions ... just think about the first person to dry marijuana and light it on fire ... hell of a day/night for them

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

na man.....cocaine is a hell of a drug......but who the fukk started sniffin taht ****.....crush it up and **** and be like wonder what this smells like......*snorts* oooooh ****....why it burn so bad.....wtf where these clowns coming from...

 

[zack39648 10+ year member]

scientist synthesized cocaine from the coca plant so it was intelligence not stupidity in that case but natives have been chewing coca leaves for thousands of years

 

[XxSuperAdamxX 10+ year member]

man..what a stereotype. Thing is I never even seen an african american eat watermelon before. Hear it all the time, but haven't even witness with my own eyes.

 

[zack39648 10+ year member]

you obviously dont live in the south ...

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

Can you imagine what it'd be like to be the first person to taste a watermelon??? just imagine being a caveman eating nothing but raw meat, bugs, and various seeds and grasses. then one day, while hunting or something, you stumble upon this weird ass oblong plant thing and decide to bust it open and see whats inside. then you take a bite, and holy **** it's the greatest thing you've ever experienced.

**** stoner.

King Ranch can tell you all about drugs, ask him.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

**** stoner.
King Ranch can tell you all about drugs, ask him.

psh, where did you think i got them?

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

man..what a stereotype. Thing is I never even seen an african american eat watermelon before. Hear it all the time, but haven't even witness with my own eyes.

would u like me to send u a video of me eating watermelon to prove it?

i bet i can eat a full one within 20 minutes...

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

would u like me to send u a video of me eating watermelon to prove it?i bet i can eat a full one within 20 minutes...

id like to see it

 

[slam 5,000+ posts]

pics would be great

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

lol do either of u have a camera and a watermelon....? cuz im fukkkin broke nukka....

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

I prefer watermelon drank //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[zack39648 10+ year member]

I prefer watermelon drank //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

that's girly this is a real watermelon drank

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

idk bout u all.....but i thought my people spoke english not spanish?

and this sh!t right here nukka...this sh!t right here.....this sh!t is good

http://www.cixel.com/ljimages/watermelon.jpg