Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."
If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If you called the ******* Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-******* mental midget if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. Nah, of course you would.
In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself.
-Blake
