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[xluben 10+ year member]

i'm in some b.s. criminal justice class to fill a liberal arts requirement, and we get a lot of guest speakers.

tonight it was someone from the department of corrections whom had moved up from being a guard (over the last 30+ years).

his whole presentation was video clips and pictures!

he started with about 30 minutes of various prison fight clips, which he showed from every angle possible.

then he went online and accessed a private (law enforcement only) criminal database to show us how he could look people up just based on their description.

then some graphic (but blocked out) pictures of *****, middle aged, ugly woman (he even mentioned that she probably didn't have a lot of boyfriends //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif ).

then some car chases (most of them from youtube or other sites).

and finally some very graphic images of deceased individuals (the folder on his computer was called 'dead bodies')

one was a guy who was shot, another was someone who was runover by a semi truck (pics with the truck still on him, and then with it removed).

and finally pics from ogrish of a decapitated gang member! i think i saw a few girls that just about puked!

and some of these clips/vids had nothing to do with any of the prisons he worked with, just stuff he got in his e-mail. he was actually laughing about the decapitated guy.

all of this on a 40 foot wide projector screen! and for each dead body he had several pics, and he'd leave them sitting up there for a couple minutes while he talked!

plus he swore constantly and gave absolutely no warning when he was going to show a graphic image!

he even mentioned that he started because he liked to rough people up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif (he was a bit older, but probably about 6'5" 250lbs)

at the end my teacher (younger woman) asked him to mention some 'nice' and 'good' things about his job //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

overall, it was fairly entertaining, somewhat offensive, and made me feel a bit uncomfortable.

he also made me realize that i never want to be a prison guard (he said there are several fights per day at a prison!)

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[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

ummmm wow....he's crazy

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

you should have asked him how much money he could make smuggling drugs in.

 

[xluben 10+ year member]

you should have asked him how much money he could make smuggling drugs in.

it was asked.

$2k for a carton of cigarettes.

not sure about other drugs, though.

 

[grassroots 10+ year member]

^^

...or "what's the most interesting thing you've removed from someones rectum?"

 

[acold7dusta 10+ year member]

2k...holy shit

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

well thats real stuff that happens. and i bet hes seen a lot of crap.

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

WTF was this guy's purpose?

I guess to show you what really happens in jail, so that you don't want to go there?

Lol, if so.. he certainly did what he set out to do.

Seems like an interesting fill for "a liberal arts requirement".

What other stuff do you do in that class?

I'm afraid to go to jail just reading your post.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

if they will pay $10 per cig.. imagine what they would pay for crack rocks!!

 

[LinxuS 10+ year member]

good shit haha

 

[xluben 10+ year member]

^^...or "what's the most interesting thing you've removed from someones rectum?"

hahah, not asked, but.....

an inmate got some weed in ballons, swallowed them while meeting with the visitor.

then goes back to his cell, and the next day craps them out.

both balloons break, so he's got balloons, weed, and crap in his toilet.

he pulls the crap covered weed out, and starts trying to dry it with a hair dryer!!!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

he said the whole cell block smelled bad enough to make you puke.

inmate's explanation was that he needed the weed as payment to someone else, so he didn't care if it was covered in crap!

 

[xluben 10+ year member]

WTF was this guy's purpose?
I guess to show you what really happens in jail, so that you don't want to go there?

Lol, if so.. he certainly did what he set out to do.

Seems like an interesting fill for "a liberal arts requirement".

What other stuff do you do in that class?

I'm afraid to go to jail just reading your post.

well, the class is 'intro to the american criminal justice system'

nearly every week we had a guest speakers.

we had defense attorney, prosecutor, judge, cops, etc.

i don't know what he was trying to prove, but he swore that he loved his job.

(although he is now much higher up than a guard, and he said he'd never go back to being one).

 

[grassroots 10+ year member]

i took a ciminal justice class in high school as well but all we did was watch law and order and csi... i guess my school was lacking on funding...

 

[xluben 10+ year member]

i took a ciminal justice class in high school as well but all we did was watch law and order and csi... i guess my school was lacking on funding...

yeah, i took all that stuff in high school as well.

all we got to watch was dateline and 60 minutes from around the time i was born //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

this was a college sociology course.

and btw, EVERYONE said that all the stuff you see on CSI never happens in real life.

dna test don't take a few hours, they take months and a lot of money.

90% of the time it's impossible to get a viable fingerprint, and processing that will also take a long time.

this is all due to lack of funding, and backlogs of work.

therefore, pretty much the only time they do dna testing is on maury and to get someone off death row!

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

lol @ maury being more important than catching criminals