Official Iceteebone thread!!!

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My favorite Iceteebone quotes:

"but be warned if her top comes off and a pair of flapjacks cascade out of her top, the ban hammer will crush your **** and balls"

"i don't believe in GF's, just casual *** :fyi:"

"this is where we ruin girls self esteem into the point where they'd be willing to spread their legs for anybody."

"i almost asked her if it was easier to give head without any teeth."

"there is this chick that's 28 with 5 kids and no husband (multiple fathers) and she *****es constantly how bad she has it. she's drawing welfare and all that shit and i told she should've sewn her knees together"

" well i found out today i'm getting suspended without pay next week for ****** harassment"

"your car is gonna sound like sblazer's *** after a mexican fiesta"

" you're right i have literally zero respect for women. when i get with a female i'm only looking to get in her pants and leave."

" i think a more appropriate style of death would be for him to insert his head into the anus of a steer. giving him a more texas style death"

"god i feel like killing somebody. anybody planing on committing *******?"

"the bumps on my penis work just as well as being ribbed"

" older married or divorced chicks are the best. they feel like they aren't good enough anymore and lower their standrads. "

"i prey on chicks with low self esteem. :fyi:"

We all have our favorites....Post YOURS!!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

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[atoz350 10+ year member]

In my sig...

 

[pimpedout97x]

iirc pimpedout lives by him. have him take his 47 eminence speakers and play them in his driveway and i'm sure that will be enough to drive him crazy and reply to you

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[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

"not even a cow. atleast a cow you can get some milk, her, well i don't wanna know what comes out of her tits" (about Renee)

23 years old, kids, plastic surgeries? prolly has a lot of milage on her ******, i'd be as careful as a white ho walking in the hood alone at night

idk i've jacked off to some victoria secret magazines and she doesn't look as good as the ones i soaked in my special sauce

JOHNJOHN485: it look like she had a really hard life

Icetee: nope, just a hard one between her legs

i agree. most people would be jealous of a clown like female with fake tits and children.

maybe her dad put water pouches in her tits so when you squeeze they shoot water like what clowns use on their shirt

how many boyfriends has this 23 year old had? idk man your dick is about as safe as a blueberry pie at a pie eating contest with sblazer

hate to say it but she is probably covered in kc masterpiece bbq sauce getting stuffed like a thanksgiving day turkey

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I'm gonna cry if Phat makes another thread. I can't stand that idiot. He needs to be permanently banned and I.......gotta go cuz I need to clean the sand out of my ******

if i were him i'd use a dirt devil. you use water the sand will turn to mud and you have one messy ******

my personal favorite.

the part above the quote was what i was responding to //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

"i like your style.

if i may, i suggest you slash your wrists at the lake buena vista walmart so those cubans who gave me funny looks will have to clean up your blood"

"yea i learned my lesson quick. never trust a chick holding a sign under the I-94 overpass saying will show tits for a dollar"

"see new orleans is better then detroit. during mardi gras ho's will show their tits for free. here you gotta pay them a dollar and when they lift their shirt there is usually a baby dangling from their tit"

 

[pimpedout97x]

we should make an nG thread but every post would be the same.

"Tits

nG"

"You're Gay

nG"

"Tits

nG"

"You're Gay

nG"

"Tits

nG"

"You're Gay

nG"

 

[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

i had *** once with a chick who had every single std but they cancelled each other out. her std's were so bad that they killed her pubic lice

her **** is probably looser then sblazer's rectum after invading an all you can eat mexican resturaunt. be advised when you go down on her cause your head may get trapped in her ****

 

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we should make an nG thread but every post would be the same.
"Tits

nG"

"You're Gay

nG"

"Tits

nG"

"You're Gay

nG"

"Tits

nG"

"You're Gay

nG"

So true:laugh:

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

"the big 3 is tits, pussy and ***. better fucking with them then capacitors //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

some people call that a female but on ca.com we call it the big 3 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif "

funny cause it's true //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

in my sig

oh wait, thats his alias....nevermind

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

something about sticking his face in your mom's shit...

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

ost:

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I know a lot of them, but none are coming to me ATM. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

stupid...

the guy is lame