Norris you useless peice of trash.....

[Jackie Chan]

Your next on my list you american peice of shit!

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[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Your next on my list you american peice of shit!

You're

American

piece

Dumb Asians...

 

[trevor87 5,000+ posts]

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[nissanrider06 10+ year member]

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[Jackie Chan]

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I am not scared, no worry.

 

[tricky]

Bobba Fett would kick jackie chan's old azn ***.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

bobba fett was the shit

 

[tricky]

1. Chuck Norris

2. Bobba Fett

3. Brian Peppers

4. The movie Top Gun

everybody else sucks

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

Whos next? Bruce Lee..The Hulk...Godzilla? this shit needs to end

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

^^with that said.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

 

[GODZILLA 10+ year member]

Whos next? Bruce Lee..The Hulk...Godzilla? this shit needs to end

Don'T talk behind my back, i'll burn your city down.

 

[GODZILLA 10+ year member]

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

dear god.

 

[AznRevlAzn 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

I swear to god thats the best **** one.

 

[MemphisSoul4U 10+ year member]

^^with that said.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

That, was hilarious.

Chuck Norris for teh win!