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[RandyJ 10+ year member]

i seen a squirrel jump from one tree to the other tree once







only he didnt make it to the other tree lol

he landed on a stump and it wasnt pretty. suicidal squirrel ftw?

haha, that jus tlooks funny as hell in my head.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[southstylestang 10+ year member]

it was funny but it was crazy. the stump wasnt one of those flat stumps from a tree that had been cut down. it was one of those that fell in a storm or somthing. but it kinda pissed us off b/c we was squirrel hunting and shot at the ****er like 10 times between us and he killed hisself insted of letting us shooting. lol

 

[Savstyle 10+ year member]

so me and my buddy were riding down the street tonight and we see this thing in a window of a house. i said "whats that", and then after a few seconds i ask "is it a rocking chair?" ..."nope". turns out it was two people having nookie //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif . and it was funny cause right after we figured out what it was, the lights went out.
anyways, it was definatly "FTW!!" material. thought i would share.

bah, Yesterday i was dirving down the street looking for a store, and i look over to my left. And i see this dude standing on a benhc waiting for a bus. Then i see his shirt is poking out and his pants are saggin a lil much. Then i see this chick under his shirt bobbin her head hella fast. And the dudes looks and get this big as grin. Then i look more to the right and i see this old lady reading the new paper sitting 1 or 2 ft from them.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Watching people have *** on the beach at Indiana Dunes when I was like 12 FTW!!!

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

hah ic.

i raced a corvette C5 in my 95 grand prix yesterday. those things are //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif fast. he took off, 5 minutes later after doing 170 (km/h) i caught up

same corvette again tonight...maybe one of these nights i will have to take the camaro when i go into the city...so he doesnt have to give me a pitty win:blush: . although it will still beat the camaro lol

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

bah, Yesterday i was dirving down the street looking for a store, and i look over to my left. And i see this dude standing on a benhc waiting for a bus. Then i see his shirt is poking out and his pants are saggin a lil much. Then i see this chick under his shirt bobbin her head hella fast. And the dudes looks and get this big as grin. Then i look more to the right and i see this old lady reading the new paper sitting 1 or 2 ft from them.

hahaha thats some weird shit. musta been a crack whore:crap:

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I once had *** in a public pool.

With the pastors daughter.

And then 5 little children jumped in.

Then we turned the bubbles on high.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I once had *** in a public pool.

With the pastors daughter.

And then 5 little children jumped in.

Then we turned the bubbles on high.

I know I was one of the childeren you sick freakkkkkkk!

Wait, that would make you older than me, which if I am not mistake you are not. Well I dont know that for a fact, so lets take pics of our balls and compare to see who's hangs lower. Comprende?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

Yes, I have no idea what I just said there, but have the idea of knowing what I said and this crackpipe is getting low, time to refill.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[Pistonsfan70 10+ year member]

There were horses, and a man on fire, and I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

There were horses, and a man on fire, and I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.

Sounds like my last **** video I made.

Was FTW!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

Still wondering why it never hit mainstream. Oh well stupid credic ks!