New girlfriend FTW *PIX*

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

I just copped me a new lady. Kinda shocked my fat hairy ugly *** got a chick this cute...shell likely kill me in my sleep. so no proof yet (we just started going out last week), just pix of her...







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She will kill me if she finds out i did this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[Spooby 10+ year member]

nice catch //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

She will kill me if she finds out i did this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

RLH, pretty sure you could outrun her ***! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

thanx! yeah im so happy. i really hope she isnt crazy

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

She's cute, but is that a lazy eye or bad pics?

Can't say I'd do her myself, but that's because I like fat chicks...

good work...

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

She's cute, but is that a lazy eye or bad pics?
Can't say I'd do her myself, but that's because I like fat chicks...

good work...

My guess is bad pic, the others(eye wise) dont look bad.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

actually she has a couple pix like that. but in person shes not like that. i think some peoples eyes just get ****ed up when the flash goes off

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

My friend had a 25 pound plate(we were benching) fall on his eye and when he gets pictures takin his eye looks FCKED, but in real life he looks normal.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

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[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

My friend had a 25 pound plate(we were benching) fall on his eye and when he gets pictures takin his eye looks FCKED, but in real life he looks normal.

huh... that's odd... sounds painfull... I look like a neaderthal in pics because of my brow...

anywho, cute chick FTW... nice catch..... good luck on her not being crazy... I'm marrying the first not too crazy chick I've found.... remember though, ALL women are at least kinda crazy...

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

huh... that's odd... sounds painfull... I look like a neaderthal in pics because of my brow...
anywho, cute chick FTW... nice catch..... good luck on her not being crazy... I'm marrying the first not too crazy chick I've found.... remember though, ALL women are at least kinda crazy...

Was a freak accident, I was sitting at the bench right next to him and the guy spotting him brought the plate over the top of the bar and knicked it and it fell straight on his face. He stood up, blood GUSHING out and asked me straight up "is it bad man?" I was like "****, go look in the mirror" and by that time coach had an ambulance on the way lol.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

huh... that's odd... sounds painfull... I look like a neaderthal in pics because of my brow...
anywho, cute chick FTW... nice catch..... good luck on her not being crazy... I'm marrying the first not too crazy chick I've found.... remember though, ALL women are at least kinda crazy...

yeah, PMS FTL! well see how she is on that. i actually have a theory* that the darker the hair, the *****ier the girl. my ex was a blonde, not *****ey at all. after her i briefly saw a PR, *****iest girl ever. so well see how this one goes. so far so good //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

*my theories arent soley based on my own experience. They also take into account observations of other relationships

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

Nice.

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

Was a freak accident, I was sitting at the bench right next to him and the guy spotting him brought the plate over the top of the bar and knicked it and it fell straight on his face. He stood up, blood GUSHING out and asked me straight up "is it bad man?" I was like "****, go look in the mirror" and by that time coach had an ambulance on the way lol.

ouch.... I could live my whole life without having that happen and feel like I didn't miss anything...

 

[95_venger 10+ year member]

man i have a lazy eye and now one notices it unless im fuked up or in pictures. so i stay away from the camera.