hoss
5,000+ posts
imma genius. so **** it!
turns out it was in these pants the whole time.
hoss
DBfan187
5,000+ posts
Supa's mom was here!
I left my pants in your moms room, can you get them for me?
2kchevy06civic
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Learn to swim
oh.......well then.
your mom liked it
ok, well, she said it was short and i didn't last long enough, but she did give me a kiss on the forehead and tucked me in, i really appreciated that. it's hard to find a good woman like that these days. She cooks, cleans, does the laundry, and doesn't vote. If that ain't the perfect woman...show me what is.
ok, well, she said it was short and i didn't last long enough, but she did give me a kiss on the forehead and tucked me in, i really appreciated that. it's hard to find a good woman like that these days. She cooks, cleans, does the laundry, and doesn't vote. If that ain't the perfect woman...show me what is.
IgnoreMe
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CarAudio.com VIP
your mother is better
HAHAHAHAHA! i think i like this kid.
my mom's better? dude, my mom won't even give reach arounds to my best friends when she hits them from behind with the strap on! unexcusable!
of course, one time, she did give me a handjob while i was playing mtg online. that was sweet. I mean, i didnt really ASK for it...with her being my mom and all, but i mean....no guy would turn down a guaranteed to nut handjob. so, she started...and it was cool. i was playing a red deck, so everytime i tapped a mountain for mana she'd squeeze my balls a little. i played my furnace of wrath and then attacked with a ball lighting and jsut came everywhere. good times, good times.
of course, one time, she did give me a handjob while i was playing mtg online. that was sweet. I mean, i didnt really ASK for it...with her being my mom and all, but i mean....no guy would turn down a guaranteed to nut handjob. so, she started...and it was cool. i was playing a red deck, so everytime i tapped a mountain for mana she'd squeeze my balls a little. i played my furnace of wrath and then attacked with a ball lighting and jsut came everywhere. good times, good times.
DBfan187
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Supa's mom was here!
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IgnoreMe
5,000+ posts
CarAudio.com VIP
i think im gonna have to give you the victory on that one.
i jsut gave it to myself, in my pants, with sand paper.
jco1385
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expert jcologist
smoke some dirty lately?
nope, never tried the stuff
but i did stay at a holiday inn express last night
jco1385
5,000+ posts
expert jcologist
haha, ironically i'm estimating a Holiday Inn Express right now...
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