Neighbor Revenge

[C Bartwell 10+ year member]

From another forum:

Ok - so I have a couple of rookie Baseball players living next door. They are renting the place and at this rate they will be booted down to the minors within the month.
Rookie 1 - Pitcher w/ a 6.66 ERA and an ERA of 11.15 in the last 4 games. His last start - 7 earned runs in 2/3 of an inning. They don't serve up this much fatty meat like this in a Vegas Buffet.

Rookie 2 - batting .200 an all purpose player and a general good guy. Suffered a Sep shoulder a few weeks ago - within a week he was outside washing his car - hmmm, wonder if his trainer works w/ Balco.

At any rate - these hicks who probably make more than MLB minimum, order Dominos Pizza all the time. I mean all the time! Despite the fact that we told them all the good places to go around here....did you hear me - Dominos!

They both have matching F-150 4x4s...and today I came out and saw this nice aftermarket mod - parked right in front of my ****ing house

http://tinypic.com/5niy6s

Then I looked across the street at the matching truck...hmm twin nut sacks??

Here they are together...

http://tinypic.com/5nizpe

Hell, my old balls aren't as saggy as these ****ing nutz

http://tinypic.com/5nizrb

Here is my dog...right before I put some peanut butter on there (an old habit of mine)

http://tinypic.com/5nizxg

Tonight I may go castrate them...

Operation Furry Sack:
Equipment:

Latex Gloves

Vaseline

Ghillie Suit material painted to match scrotum

Operational plan - hillbilly got his first big win tonight - so they are out late...however, their *****es stayed home. They have 3 huge boxer/mastiff/scrotum tearing dawgs so stealth is critical.

Under cover of night - but dressed as a civilian I made my way across teh street. Bag of sheared pubes and vaseline (already opened to maintain high speed OPTEMPO)

http://tinypic.com/5nprhd

I lubed up and touched the first pair of balls that weren't mine...hmmmm...not so bad...

http://tinypic.com/5nprix

Quickly began applying pubes

http://tinypic.com/5nprnd

http://tinypic.com/5npro8

What in the ****????

http://tinypic.com/5nprwh

http://tinypic.com/5nprx5

http://tinypic.com/5nps0k

Going out on a morning donut run - here the nuts are in broad daylight at 7AM...
http://tinypic.com/5nug6h

I am just waiting to watch them discover their new pubes

More soon.

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[C Bartwell 10+ year member]

Moar.

Before he left I got these and just got back from Home Depot & Bed Bath n Beyond (frank the tank style) and thought I'd share.
Apparently, even real *****es like shaved balls

http://tinypic.com/5o5tvr

Please note that the sack was droppin some pubes

http://tinypic.com/5o5ut0

The true test will be when he comes back...I hope those ball hairs can withstand freeway speeds

http://tinypic.com/5o5tvr

'why is it that when my master does some insanely funny ish i always have to pose with the finished product... god dayuum. life sucks.'*

*too lazy to chop teh word bubble.

The other images on tinypic aren't showing up too old I guess.

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Was this supposed to be funny?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Was this supposed to be funny?

Good question.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Was this supposed to be funny?

x2 I would rather read a page of kinkybikes diary/blog then have to read through that shit again.

 

[quest51210 10+ year member]

his new neighbors are getting drunk, partying, and sleeping with the OP's girlfriend...while he plays with their balls

 

[xtremebassjunky 10+ year member]

his new neighbors are getting drunk, partying, and sleeping with the OP's girlfriend...while he plays with their balls

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[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

his new neighbors are getting drunk, partying, and sleeping with the OP's girlfriend...while he plays with their balls

oooh...

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[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

his new neighbors are getting drunk, partying, and sleeping with the OP's girlfriend...while he plays with their balls

Fantastic summary.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i dont get it. whats the "revenge" for?

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

OP = Teh Ghey.

 

[skadude016 5,000+ posts]

i dont get it. whats the "revenge" for?

they eat Domino's like every night! Even after OP told them about other food adventures.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Retarded

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i dont get it. whats the "revenge" for?

it could be any of the following:

1. because they **** at baseball and they play for OP's favorite team

2. because they didnt take OP's resturant advise.

3. because they drive matching trucks and OP doesnt like that.

4. OP hates balls