My roommate is talkin to his girlfriend

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

Then headbutt his ***. Only real men headbutt people.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Then headbutt his ***. Only real men headbutt people.

My brain is currently being filled with magnificent ideas. Thank you all.

 

[thesandman 10+ year member]

And they're both in the room next to me. They act like since the door is shut they can say whatever stupid sh.it they want. He's all like, "yeah baby cakes, i'll do your homework for you." I'm beating his *** when he walks out the door. She's a stupid ***** who probably cheats on him all the time. Oh well. It's ok. He's a dumbass. His girlfriend also misspells words which makes me want to punch her in the ovaries many times until she dies. Just kidding... Damn Leinenkugel's sunset wheat will get ya drunk. But it's oh so good....

this beer tastes like fruity pebbles, very good tasting beer, one of the best microbrewers in wisconsin imo

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

this beer tastes like fruity pebbles, very good tasting beer, one of the best microbrewers in wisconsin imo

MMmmmmm... it's like Fruity Pebbles.... BUT FOR BREAKFAST!!! wait... anyways I agree. What a wonderful beverage it is.

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

la-di-da

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Well then, I'll be back in the omrn. I have received a call from a bish that would like to "hang out." Peace out errrrrbody.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

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You know how you get when you drink.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i just talk and talk and talk

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

i just talk and talk and talk

and usually you are painfully shy

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

ost:

 

[Decipha 10+ year member]

i concur.... captain planet!!!

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Smooch.

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Wait, what?

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

simply just interupt all her sentences with "awesome" or "cool" - this is what I do to my roommates gf.

Then when she leaves simply shout something like "show me your tits" - good for laughs indeed.