My oh my, what a strange weekened.

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

So I am trying to move on since my ex broke up with me and all, I am like well hell I wonder what Amy is doing? I have known her for years and was one of those friends with benefits. So I am bummed and she invites me over her place. I am like CHA HING!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif I get in her apartment and I am sitting there catching up on old times. She is like well I can cheer you up, but dont think it is wierd, it will be alot of fun. So I am like, well I am game, lets DO THIS! About 1 hour goes bye and there is a knock at the door. In comes this beautiful chick. I am like WTF is going on? Amy then says this is Salem my friend for about 3 years now. I am like ok cool, but I thought me and you were you know.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif She is like we are, now get your *** up and get in that chair over there. I agree and she hits the BOOMBOX. This girl I have never met starts to strip and give me a lapdance. I am like this is all to sureal!!! So I get about 3 songs and she is completley *****. Then amy goes to the bathroom and comes out ***** too. They then start to get it on right there in the middle of the room!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif So I am there, STUNNED like WTF! Amy then says, we will be in the bedroom, better come in ***** and be ready for the craziest night ever. OMG!!!!!! So I am in there ***** getting it on with both of them. I am OUT OF MY MIND now! So I am getting mine as well as they are getting theres. Then out of no where, this Salems husband walks in well I am in mid stroke in AMY! Thank god it wasnt here, so I think!!!!! So there I am *** hanging out, my you know what in you know what and this guy WHO IS TWICE THE AGE OF ALL OF US says, "Don't mind me if I just stay and watch!!!" Now I am like ok, this shit is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to Fuc KED up for me. I put on my clothes and get out in the living room. Amy comes out with Salem and he is still in the bedroom. They tell me please dont go and stay. Amy is like, Salems husband dosent have *** WITH HER and just likes to watch her get it on with other guys!!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif So now I am like WTF do I do? Do I stay or go back? What would you all do??????

Yep I went back and banged them both. Still a very strange nite. I love the SINGLE LIFE!!!!!!

Oh yeah, I know //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/needpics.gif.edd6d28e76618c28c46f343991bcced5.gif

But true story! I might make something with this chick. JERRY SPRINGER HERE I COME!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

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[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

no fukcing way

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

shit, i'd do it.

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

you better have some pics of both of those b*tches!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

what happened to those bad *** threads from the weightlifting forum about that guy ****ing his girlfriends sister? i'd really like to see whats happening there too, i love this shit

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

**** right you stay and finish the job!!! and you better give me rep points for making you feel better on your thread alwhile back ***** lol jk

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

and i think your chick turned into a lesbian and thats why she broke up with you

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Ahahah, King! I will try and take some of them this weekened if I can. I am not sure if they will let me, but will try. I mean I know Salem will as she is a stripper at Headliners in PA. Amy is another ? lol!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

and i think your chick turned into a lesbian and thats why she broke up with you

hah

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

and i think your chick turned into a lesbian and thats why she broke up with you

Might want to reread the original post! I just got done fuc king 2 bi chicks. So if my ex did turn lesbian, good for her. She wasnt that good in bed anyway.

AGAIN SINGLE LIFE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

does that butt plug they made you wear chafe?

kidding!

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

Might want to reread the original post! I just got done fuc king 2 bi chicks. So if my ex did turn lesbian, good for her. She wasnt that good in bed anyway.

AGAIN SINGLE LIFE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

so i think that your ex likes three somes and women

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

god ****it, the onetime someone REALLY deserves some positive rep for a job well done i can't give it to em. well, i'll get ya later bigbang

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

Ahahah, King! I will try and take some of them this weekened if I can. I am not sure if they will let me, but will try. I mean I know Salem will as she is a stripper at Headliners in PA. Amy is another ? lol!

what do they look like??..give us some friggen details:crazy:

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

what do they look like??..give us some friggen details:crazy:

Amy is curvy, like beautiful face and decent body.

Salem was CHI CHing body, but kinda BUTTERFACE, like I was looking at it.

So all and all it was like one really sweet hot chick everytime I would blink fast, ahahaha!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif