My interesting bar experience last night

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Well, ok, it wasn't exactly a normal bar, but funny nonetheless.

Me and a frew friends were bored last night so we decided to hit up the strip club.

The night is going along normally, just chillin and drinkin.

Here's where things get funny.

Anybody who has been to a strip club before knows that the girls wear those huge *** stripper shoes with the 8" heels on them that probably weigh 5 pounds.

So this girl gets up on stage and starts dancing, everything is normal. All of a sudden she flips upside down on the pole and starts spinning around.

Here's the killer: Her big *** stripper shoe FLIES OFF, skims off a bouncer's head, and hits a dude square in the face.

Needless to say, I LOL'D HARD for probably at 15 minutes afterwards.

How f*cked up would it be if you were just chillin at your table talking to a buddy and out of nowhere you get beamed in the dome by a giant stripper shoe. I'm surprised the guy didn't get knocked out. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Anyways, that was my adventure for the night. I found it d*mn hilarious and figured I'd share it with all of you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

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[sdmtnbiker420 10+ year member]

hahah u are a trick

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

that pix is sick tho

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

that pix is sick tho

I'll change it just for you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I'll change it just for you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

i thank you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I used to get worried when they would flip over and moving around and shit with the heels right in your face. I used to back up a little because that shit is like waving a knife in your face! Plus you know most of them are a little drunk so you never know could end up getting a heel right through the eye!

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I used to get worried when they would flip over and moving around and shit with the heels right in your face. I used to back up a little because that shit is like waving a knife in your face! Plus you know most of them are a little drunk so you never know could end up getting a heel right through the eye!

Very true. Always have to be aware! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

a sign from now on shoud read

'beware of flying whore feets'

.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

my ex was a stripper and she wore those huge tall stripper shoes, I sware a pair weighed 25 pounds. I was there visiting her one night and she tripped and fell and knocked a couple chairs and drinks over. She said that wasnt the first time she fell cause of those 6" tall shoes. I dont know why she wore them she was pretty tall to begin with like maybe 5'9". When she wore them she was like 3" taller than me and I'm right at 5'11"

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

my ex was a stripper and she wore those huge tall stripper shoes, I sware a pair weighed 25 pounds. I was there visiting her one night and she tripped and fell and knocked a couple chairs and drinks over. She said that wasnt the first time she fell cause of those 6" tall shoes. I dont know why she wore them she was pretty tall to begin with like maybe 5'9". When she wore them she was like 3" taller than me and I'm right at 5'11"

pix? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

my ex was a stripper and she wore those huge tall stripper shoes, I sware a pair weighed 25 pounds. I was there visiting her one night and she tripped and fell and knocked a couple chairs and drinks over. She said that wasnt the first time she fell cause of those 6" tall shoes. I dont know why she wore them she was pretty tall to begin with like maybe 5'9". When she wore them she was like 3" taller than me and I'm right at 5'11"

All the strippers wear them, no matter how tall or fat they are. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

One of the chicks there last night is probably 5'10" without shoes, and with them she's probably 4" taller than me and i'm 6'0".

It makes their *** and legs look better. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

All the strippers wear them, no matter how tall or fat they are. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
One of the chicks there last night is probably 5'10" without shoes, and with them she's probably 4" taller than me and i'm 6'0".

It makes their *** and legs look better. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

yes, long legs ftmfw

and btw, fat strippers are the worse cuz they still think they're hot

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

yes, long legs ftmfw
and btw, fat strippers are the worse cuz they still think they're hot

There's always a few porkers there too.

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

why would anyone go out with a stripper? unless you were desperiate or a coke dealer

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

There's always a few porkers there too.

yes, i had to sit there and looked at one up there gyrating her ever undulating fat slipping down to the sides while my friend was getting a lap dance

why would anyone go out with a stripper? unless you were desperiate or a coke dealer

i'd do it just to say that i did