My Grandmother emailed me a joke!

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

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> He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

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> Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

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> The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde

> genies disappear.

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> The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.

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> After he makes love to all of them, he begins to

> explore this fabulous house.

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> Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet,

> he looks down and the floor is covered in $100

> bills.

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> Then, there's a knock at the door.

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> He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead..

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> As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies.

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> One blonde genie says to the other one, 'I can

> understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.

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> I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.

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> But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.'

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[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Lawl! Wierd your granny sent ya that though.

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

lolz

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Wouldn't he have noticed his penis wasn't bigger while screwing the 50 women?

 

[crash9201 10+ year member]

your grandma is F'in awsome

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

True Bubba, but small penis and 50 women that still want to fawk.......who cares! Work with what you have, lol!

 

[teen 10+ year member]

Wouldn't he have noticed his penis wasn't bigger while screwing the 50 women?

its a joke. no reason to look that far into it.

and you gotta send your grandma something worse back lol

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

A different version of that was posted here recently

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

True Bubba, but small penis and 50 women that still want to fawk.......who cares! Work with what you have, lol!

I suppose if there was 50 women who wanted to have *** with me, I would probably be a little distracted, lol.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

that's racial...

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

that's racial...

Talk about racist grandma's, my grandma has been in the hospital for the past week and they gave her ambien to sleep at night. It appears old people and ambien don't mix. While tripping balls on ambien she called me to come to the hospital the other night because everybody in the hospital was out to get her.

I got down there and she was cussing out the staff, calling the nurses "old bitches" and the cleaning crews "dirty mexicans." She also mentioned wanting to stab the nurses and run them over with a car //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[MmatsDude 10+ year member]

not funny to me

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

I wont lie i dont get it at all

seriously??? hung like a black man.... he wanted a huge penis but instead the genies messed up and hung him from a tree, like the klan used to do to black men... hence "hung like a black man"...

hope that helped.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Wow to the dood not getting it.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

You wanna hang out?