My dick feels like corn

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Inspired by Dane Cook (those of you who know who he is will get the title) I was wondering whats the wierdest shit you've ever said to a chick?

To add to this: My friend was hooking up w/ a chick and she had a mole on her back and he kept playing w/ it and he was like "thats straight austin powers style right there"

Its 1 am,and im bored....

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[badm0f0 10+ year member]

I did the whole Jay I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER BIT on this chick when i was eating her out just ****ing wasted as hell i even rubbed my nose and everythng, haha it ****ing rocked.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I did the whole Jay I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER BIT on this chick when i was eating her out just ****ing wasted as hell i even rubbed my nose and everythng, haha it ****ing rocked.

Gotta love the View Askew films //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I did the whole Jay I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER BIT on this chick when i was eating her out just ****ing wasted as hell i even rubbed my nose and everythng, haha it ****ing rocked.

classic,just classic.

last night i rocked the tongue ring..heheh she liked it

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

classic,just classic.
last night i rocked the tongue ring..heheh she liked it

Woke up once after banging the old lady with a brown nose! Woke up saying it smells like shit in here, what did you do shit yourself? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Woke up once after banging the old lady with a brown nose! Woke up saying it smells like shit in here, what did you do shit yourself? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

No - it would seem she shit yourself //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

And ~ I don't know that I'd have admitted to that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif