Murph's alcohol adventures

[brooklynjoy2008 10+ year member]

You are more of an attention hoar than a Kardashian. Quit being a fking tool, and be a man.

 

[ewadz3006 10+ year member]

The kardashians arent into attention or being wh^res! They are a perfect example of educated classy women.

 

[RicksI30 10+ year member]

You have "areas" where you regularly vomit? Can't hold your liquor?

 

[jteske88 10+ year member]

Come on now, you know i like giving you a hard time. lol

Are you a *** who doesn't enjoy life?

 

[murph 10+ year member]

You have "areas" where you regularly vomit? Can't hold your liquor?

Yeah I have 3 spots that I like to use normally. I usually don't ever need to vomit I do it by choice. I drink so much that I know either in the early hours of the morning or when I get up I will vomit like crazy. I usually push the lines of alcohol poisoning every night I drink. I have a "skill" where if you give me 10-15 seconds I can throw up on command no fingers needed.

Come on now, you know i like giving you a hard time. lol

I know and I like getting trolled it gives me something to do. Just wish people would come up with new material. Bashing a big man unless they are self conscience gets real old after awhile.

 

[jteske88 10+ year member]

i did call you fat did i? lol i only did once! now your the town drunk.

 

[murph 10+ year member]

i did call you fat did i? lol i only did once! now your the town drunk.

I was saying in general but, yeah... Haven't had a drop so far today.

 

[jteske88 10+ year member]

well your charming young man lol

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

well your charming young man lol

We're trying to make him kill himself.

Not make it seem like he's actually important.

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

So.. you dented up a metal trash can and thats supposed to make us go ommg you so cray cray?

I do that kind of shit sober. My right fist is so calcium deposited from bashing in faces that I dont even have feeling in my knuckles anymore

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

So.. you dented up a metal trash can and thats supposed to make us go ommg you so cray cray?
I do that kind of shit sober. My right fist is so calcium deposited from bashing in faces that I dont even have feeling in my knuckles anymore

Badass ITT.

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

Fail.

 

[av83 10+ year member]

I see 12 steps in your future murph lol.