most inconvenient place you have sharted

[NJack2AF 10+ year member]

MC donalds urinal.

ROFL I swear I went back and saw this after my post... thats messed up..

 

[gotparts90 10+ year member]

6th hole of an 18 hole round on the course

same here but i think 7 hole and the clubhouse was close so it worked out ok. then i was terribly ill when i was about ten got to the hospital and shit liquid all down my leg and the floor.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

shit and pissed in a complete strangers car one night when i was terribly drunk and earlier i had eaten in Mexico.....The strangers car was outside my friends trailer in Del Rio texas

that wasn't really inconvient for me tho.....but i shit in my pants walking home from school in the 5th grade one time

 

[funkyab 10+ year member]

i was at an outdoor music festival and the lines for the porta toilets was too long so i went to take a piss on the side of a building and then came the shart. I had to go wait in line for 45 minutes at the porta toilets with a bunch of fine girls in line behing me the whole time wondering if any of the shart was visibly leaking or if the aroma was noticiable. Finally got into the porta toilet and had to rip the elastic of the boxers with my teeth to get those nasties outta there as i wouldnt take the pants the whole way off as the toilet was so nasty. Whole process took over an hour and i had to explain to wife and friends where the hell i had been for that long. That day sucked.

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

daytona beach in my nieces sand castle

i lol'ed.. daytona beach ftw //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

LOL. buddy shit in the urinal at the BK here. We got kicked out. Everytime we go there the dude talks shit to us

hahahah.

literally //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

/dblpst.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

one cup

 

[Glock23 10+ year member]

I have some bowl problems from the army so lets see..

Roller coaster upside down..

While being engaged (didn't notice until later)

I think the worst one was when I was little though. I had to wipe my arse with my underwear and throw them away. This was all at the public park and kids saw me do it.

Pretty funny now

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

Djing at a club

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

the floor in the bathroom at best buy. only reason was because someone was in the stall already

 

[funkyab 10+ year member]

the floor in the bathroom at best buy. only reason was because someone was in the stall already

hahahahahahaha

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

In my wife's car

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

Isn't sharting inconvenient regardless of where it happens? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[LDW3RD 10+ year member]

isn't a shart, when u think your going to fart but alil or alot of sh!t comes out instead?

most of you guys are talking about sh!tn .

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

Isn't sharting inconvenient regardless of where it happens? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

You and I think alike.. so I are //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif also..