Most Disappointing Sexxxual Experience?

[Boomsday 10+ year member]

Me and my girl where in the car she was on her usual I need some d routine so I say cool mind u its 1am we had just left the movies, anyway I pull into a little league baseball park and we decided that we should go into the press box for sum lovins, we are going at it for about 20min wen my girl says "OMG" there is somebody watching us. I look over and the park security guard is parked in his car looking in on us, no telling how long he had been watching. I can't blame him tho I would watch to ;-)

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Me and my girl where in the car she was on her usual I need some d routine so I say cool mind u its 1am we had just left the movies, anyway I pull into a little league baseball park and we decided that we should go into the press box for sum lovins, we are going at it for about 20min wen my girl says "OMG" there is somebody watching us. I look over and the park security guard is parked in his car looking in on us, no telling how long he had been watching. I can't blame him tho I would watch to ;-)

that's not disappointing, just freaky deaky

 

[Boomsday 10+ year member]

that's not disappointing, just freaky deaky

well of course we had to stop and leave that was disappointing. Balls looked liked Smurfs til we got home

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

I'll share another in the hope of getting this thread back on track...

Did this chick with her nipples pierced once, after we finished I noticed this nasty stain on my bed. I used a condom so it wasn't any of my shit, but it was definitely part blood part sexy time juice....nasty but I do still use that blanket, haha. I think I heard it happen too, that familiar gurggling sound when anything comes back out the vag, lol.

Also had a threesome with a chick who was on her time, wasn't bad at all actually, just had to do a little extra cleanup and she had a big red circle around her thighs/ass....

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

Thats ****** nasty bro

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

no no no no no no:furious:

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

Got with a chick cause I thought she was an easy ****, turned out she was a virgin that didn't knoe nothin and kept scraping my **** with her teeth. Gotta love college!

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

Got with a chick cause I thought she was an easy ****, turned out she was a virgin that didn't knoe nothin and kept scraping my **** with her teeth. Gotta love college!

where every hoe is a virgin

 

[CAT MAN 5,000+ posts]

back from the dead

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Too many fucking virgins on this site for a thread like this to be good...

 

[CAT MAN 5,000+ posts]

Too many fucking virgins on this site for a thread like this to be good...

well i dropped teh soap and Tj took advantage //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hide.gif.2d479cfd917eedfe201353b91522ceab.gif it hurt :sad2: