MLB- Barry Bonds is retiring

[alphakenny1 10+ year member]

wow is all i can say, wow. So how do you determine the better hitter? you do realize that no other player has won more than 3 mvps right? and MVP is the ultimate award for being the best player in the game, and bonds has 7. I could go on, better slugging percentage ever in the game, better OPS, i mean in 2004 he OBP was .609. Ungodly. It may seem like i'm ******* his nuts (okay i am) but these are the FACTS. No one changes the game more than Bonds. who gets walked with the bases loaded nowadays?

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

and why is dale murphy on that list?? he had a horrible batting average and how the hell did he win 2 mvp's with such mediocre stats??

 

[alphakenny1 10+ year member]

hahah, that did give me a good laugh. but you do realize your boy sheff couldn't even hang with bonds in bonds' workout regime.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

bonds workout-

wake up

shoot up

hit my wife

scream and spank my kids

go to the locker room to have a whirlpool workout

shoot up

meet the press

talk bad about whitey and "the man"

drive home

shoot up

watch b.e.t.

**** my wife

hit and cruse at her cause my nuts are like rasins

shoot up

go to bed

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

okay all true but replace anime with donkey **** and job with your mom and your right

oh my god...

if you like having *** with overweight middleaged women //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

i had *** with your mom, and when i was done having my way with her i had a threesome with your dead grandmothers corpse and your sister.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

anyways... back to barry bonds. hes a great player and is a first ballot hall-of-famer for sure.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

okay all true but replace anime with donkey **** and job with your mom and your right

Oh shit, I swallowed my gum on this reply. One of the best yet!!!

Oh yeah and replace Barry Bonds with alphkenny or springy.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Thinks Bonds is some kind of god, yet he is the biggest "TOOL" in the league. So what he won all those MVPS! Still an assclown!

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

ya go back to ****** off eugenics.

 

[alphakenny1 10+ year member]

Alright here's my final take on all this. Many people don't see Barry Bonds hit everyday so they don't truly appreciate what kind of a hitter he is, how he changes the game, how good he is, how is hand eye is the best in the game, etc. the only thing they see is that he's an *** (true), racists (not really true but your opinion) and he does steroids ( no facts here). They don't truly appreciate the skill that he brings to the game. Peter Gammons and Tim Kurtjan of ESPN agree that Bonds is one of the top 3 hitters of all time with The Babe and Ted Williams. These two guys are HOF voters as well, so its not just my opinion its a HOFs voters opinion.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

well i think i have prawnt enough n00bx's for tonight, more to come tomorrow for sure. now... to beat off to bonds' rookie card.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

well i think i have prawnt enough n00bx's for tonight, more to come tomorrow for sure. now... to beat off to bonds' rookie card.

Where? I Didnt see you pwn anyone except yourself saying you think you did. Strange that is young one. You will learn the way of the dark side soon I see. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Alright here's my final take on all this. Many people don't see Barry Bonds hit everyday so they don't truly appreciate what kind of a hitter he is, how he changes the game, how good he is, how is hand eye is the best in the game, etc. the only thing they see is that he's an *** (true), racists (not really true but your opinion) and he does steroids ( no facts here). They don't truly appreciate the skill that he brings to the game. Peter Gammons and Tim Kurtjan of ESPN agree that Bonds is one of the top 3 hitters of all time with The Babe and Ted Williams. These two guys are HOF voters as well, so its not just my opinion its a HOFs voters opinion.

Dude, we are sorry we dont get out and watch him wake up in the morning, take a bath(I am sure that is why you really love him) put on his million dollar suite and head to the game for batting practice, then watch in awe his steller in game performance game after game. Need to get out more bro.

Also baseball is a team sport last time I checked. So you might want to thank some of his teammates for that, but you got your head so far up his ***, that all I can think of is that movie "The fan" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[alphakenny1 10+ year member]

Dude, we are sorry we dont get out and watch him wake up in the morning, take a bath(I am sure that is why you really love him) put on his million dollar suite and head to the game for batting practice, then watch in awe his steller in game performance game after game. Need to get out more bro.
Also baseball is a team sport last time I checked. So you might want to thank some of his teammates for that, but you got your head so far up his ***, that all I can think of is that movie "The fan" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

ummm....yea. Dude thats all i'm stating is the facts dude. Obviously you can go out and see him everday. THATS A FACT. You give BS arguments like "i'm not going to say why they are better hitters, but they are." WTF kinda argument is that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif . Don't come in here with a POS opinion. every argument i've argued for, i back it up. you on the other hand state an opinion as if its fact //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif .

Also baseball is a team sport but out of all the team sports, its the most indvidual team sport. meaning your teammates don't help you much at all. how do your teammate help you make a diving catch in the outfield? how do your team help you hit a homerun? the only true team work that occurs during a baseball gaem is between the pitcher and catcher. besides that not much else is a team in baseball.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

ummm....yea. Dude thats all i'm stating is the facts dude. Obviously you can go out and see him everday. THATS A FACT. You give BS arguments like "i'm not going to say why they are better hitters, but they are." WTF kinda argument is that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif . Don't come in here with a POS opinion. every argument i've argued for, i back it up. you on the other hand state an opinion as if its fact //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif .
Also baseball is a team sport but out of all the team sports, its the most indvidual team sport. meaning your teammates don't help you much at all. how do your teammate help you make a diving catch in the outfield? how do your team help you hit a homerun? the only true team work that occurs during a baseball gaem is between the pitcher and catcher. besides that not much else is a team in baseball.

Ahh I can think of a good one that Barry Bonds does worse than anyone else cumnugget. How about he is a horriable influence on anyteam, hence the reason why pittsburgh let him go years ago. They were always complaining about how he is so negetive and a bad influenece on the team which can lead to a bad team moral. So that has something to do with team work. Hell the only person he was ever able to get along with was Bobby Bonilla back in the day. Now they hate eachother. So that is a fact Jack and if you dont like it then you can soak your penis in a bowl of acid. Good day!

 

[alphakenny1 10+ year member]

Well he's been with the giants since 1993 and the only player that he's publicly not got along with is Jeff Kent, and jeff kent was a di.ck. the giants from 1997 and 2004 only had 6 games that didn't mean a thing behind the yankees and braves. So bad team moral between those years? no, the giants have done great. Bonds is a dick? definately, but has it affected the giants? nope.

Also Pittsburgh wanted to get rid of him? After winning 2 mvps in 3 years with them and wanted to get rid of him because he's an *** and he took them to two division titles? lol, they probably couldn't pay him and bonds publicly said he wanted to go to the giants because it would be closer to home and he would play where he godfather played (willie mays) and where he father played (bobby bonds). Thats a fact. This is too easy "bro."