Madlibs Ftw...nsfw

[jeffs42885 10+ year member]

Google.com, madlibs..

Dear Kids,

I just want to set the record straight for you. Wolves are great animals, and for reasons you may not be aware of, we wolves get a bad rap. Every time someone gets eaten or something is stolen, who gets blamed? Wolves, that's who. Wolves aren't fellacious. In fact, we're quite phallic.

I'm a wolf, and I don't steal! I give things away. Every year, I donate balls to the bush Retirement Home. And I've never screwed anyone in my life. All I do is ****ing merrily through the forest. Of course, once in a while, I like to nailing a penis. You can't blame me for wanting to have some fun! And, as for eating anyone, that's a fairy tale. All I ever eat are shrimp.

I know how the rumors got started. This kid, I think her name is Little black suckinghood, started saying terrible things about me. ****!! She even accused me of screwing her grandmother. That's a lie! Her grandmother is too sexy for me. And as I said, I don�t eat people!

If you ever hear Little black suckinghood, or anyone else for that matter, saying something hot about wolves, please defend me. I need all the help I can get.

Your friend,

Ima Wolf

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[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

 

[jeffs42885 10+ year member]

im sorry im REALLY bored lol

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

yea ummm way to confuse me dude

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Me: hey dad

Dad: Qucktime Sucks

Me: I know. hey i have a problem

Dad: what?

Me: I bought these custom spinners and I ain't drove in a week and them *****es spinnin still.

Dad: What the **** is wrong with you?

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Me: Hey, whats for dinna'?

Her: Whatever you want

Me: Ok, I'll take some chinese food, you wanna make a quick run?

Her: Sure

And then we left to get chinese food.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar

well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke

so i helped him walk to the toilet

all the stalls were occupied

lol

bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy

so he ****ing KICKS one of the stall doors open

and there's this guy in there taking a shit

hahahahahaha

and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM

then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to **** him up... so i'd better hit him first'

so he ****ing SMACKS this guy in the face

and runs away

imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke

so i helped him walk to the toilet

all the stalls were occupied

lol

bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy

so he ****ing KICKS one of the stall doors open

and there's this guy in there taking a shit

hahahahahaha

and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM

then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to **** him up... so i'd better hit him first'

so he ****ing SMACKS this guy in the face

and runs away

imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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is that real!?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i invented madlibs.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

i invented madlibs.

I think the kid in your sig did.