SyKo13
wu36ca
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Heard it before but still pretty funny.
LOL, thats a pretty good one
DBfan187
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Supa's mom was here!
A Wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
DBfan187
5,000+ posts
Supa's mom was here!
Flipx needs some landscaping done.
DBfan187
5,000+ posts
Supa's mom was here!
just jump back in, we need some minority in there.
lulz
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brtnboarder3241
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Banned
lol
Orly?
Spectrum
Banned
that was great
I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be
> > when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
> > day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were
> > standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President
> > what would be the first thing you would do?'
> >
> > She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the
> > homeless people.'
> >
> > 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You
> > don't have to wait until you're President to do
> > that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and
> > sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. -Then I'll take
> > you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
> > out, and you can give him the $50 to use
> > toward food and a new house.'
> >
> > She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom
> > glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and
> > asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and
> > do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
> >
> > I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
> >
> > Her folks still aren't talking to me.
> > when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
> > day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were
> > standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President
> > what would be the first thing you would do?'
> >
> > She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the
> > homeless people.'
> >
> > 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You
> > don't have to wait until you're President to do
> > that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and
> > sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. -Then I'll take
> > you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
> > out, and you can give him the $50 to use
> > toward food and a new house.'
> >
> > She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom
> > glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and
> > asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and
> > do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
> >
> > I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
> >
> > Her folks still aren't talking to me.
ngsm13
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BSEE
meh...
nG
nG
soloXgt
10+ year member
Dinkum Flicka
don't mean to threadjack, but where is the thread with that posted yesterday that moved ur window around with that annoying ass song i that i forget who sang it........no too descriptive..i know
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