Several years ago, I got home at around 5 am drunk as ****. I thought it would be a good idea to fry chicken breasts. Forgot the oil was on the stove. It went up in flames. Being drunk, I forgot the fire extinguisher under the sink, so I picked up the pan and moved it to the sink. In the couple seconds I held the pan, it was hot as ****, and I looked at my hand. The skin on my thumb and finger was melted off and dangling. I tried running it under cold water and the couple inches melted skin just flapped in the water. Had to go to the emergency room with 2nd and 3rd degree burns.

