LMFAO at this description of a black suspect

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Just got this e-mail from my school.

Mississippi State University police detectives are seeking

information about two suspects in a weekend campus abduction, robbery

and aggravated assault.

The victim, an international employee, reported he gave a ride

to the two suspects mid-day Friday near Aiken Village, a campus family

residential complex. He was found later Friday in the Highway 25 South

vicinity of Lake Loakafoma Road in Winston County. The victim sustained

stab wounds requiring surgery, and he remains hospitalized.

In the investigation ongoing since Friday afternoon, police have

worked to gather details, including descriptions of the suspects.

As reported by the victim, the first suspect is described as a

black male 20-25 years old, approximately 5 feet 10 inches tall,

weighing approximately 170 pounds with a thin build. He has a

medium-to-dark complexion and a pronounced bottom lip and thin upper

lip. The victim also stated the suspect has no facial hair but has

braided hair extending to the mid-neck area.

According to the victim, the suspect was wearing a chain

with a large cross.

The victim described the second suspect as a black male,

20-25 years old, approximately 5 feet 7 inches tall, weighing

approximately 150 pounds. He was described as having short, curly black

hair.

According to the victim, the two suspects had been walking along

Collegeview Street prior to his encounter with them.

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[jdawg90 10+ year member]

what do ya know 2 black dudes stabbed someone... thats a first

 

[thaster 10+ year member]

Dsl

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I thought it was a given that African Americans had huge bottom lips.

I actually got the hell knocked out of me when I was in about 4th grade. I was on the bus and asked one of my black friends why black people had such big lips. He proceeded to deck my ***. He later apologized.

 

[DD_Dave 10+ year member]

I thought it was a given that African Americans had huge bottom lips.
I actually got the hell knocked out of me when I was in about 4th grade. I was on the bus and asked one of my black friends why black people had such big lips. He proceeded to deck my ***. He later apologized.

What was the answer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

He didn't give me one. He just hit me below my eye.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

What was the answer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

hahahah thats ****ed up but yeah some black people take shit to seriously i hate people who take shit too seriously if i was the lil nigg i would say to eat ur moms white cooch

 

[Decado2 10+ year member]

He should have hit you in your teeth. The answer is becasue everyone is not the same physically, why do white people have thin lips and no butts?

Just because!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I got drunk one night and had a black 'n mild smoking it. My black friend Antonio wanted some of it. Without thinking, I told him to to nig lip it.

Twas quite funny.

 

[visitor]

He should have hit you in your teeth. The answer is becasue everyone is not the same physically, why do white people have thin lips and no butts?
Just because!

and jobs! white people have jobs! (this is a joke, and i am in no way stating that blacks are superiour or inferiour to others, you, dec. of all people should know this)

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

reason # 846,753,321 why I won't help a black person stranded on the road or give them a ride...

 

[Rawr-DQ 10+ year member]

He should have hit you in your teeth. The answer is becasue everyone is not the same physically, why do white people have thin lips and no butts?
Just because!

he was in 4th grade dude, kids don't think about stuff like that.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

he was in 4th grade dude, kids don't think about stuff like that.

kids are very racist these days.

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

kids are very racist these days.

Indeed

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

I got drunk one night and had a black 'n mild smoking it. My black friend Antonio wanted some of it. Without thinking, I told him to to nig lip it.
Twas quite funny.

lmao. thats pretty good.