lmao. sister's husband in guiness book of world records

[BreakingBad]

my sister recently got married to a guy she's dated for i believe 4-5 years...

he was in a car accident and was thrown 118 feet - the longest distance thrown in a car accident.

he's in the 08 book of world records, and we were surprised as hell to see his bald *** head on the front page of the pittsburgh post gazette today:

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07341/839944-85.stm

Matthew McKnight holds a death-defying world record that not even the most courageous daredevil would seek to break.

Six years ago, Mr. McKnight of Fayette County was struck by a car doing 70 mph along Interstate 376 in Monroeville while he was trying to aid two accident victims.

He was thrown 118 feet -- about the height of a 12-story building -- and lived to tell the tale.

Click to read more...

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

How is the guy? I mean assuming he is probably disabled or some shit now.. Your sis is smart he prob got a fat *** settlemet.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Nice.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

yep

 

[stuckinok 5,000+ posts]

wowzers

 

[JCANTONE 10+ year member]

They make a world record for anything huh...

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

How is the guy? I mean assuming he is probably disabled or some shit now.. Your sis is smart he prob got a fat *** settlemet.

He walks without a limp, said he pops only an occasional over-the-counter painkiller and is back to fighting fires and rescuing those in need.

Not too bad.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I thought you quit.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif There goes my fleeting moment of happiness

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

I thought you quit.

i had hoped he had //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[BreakingBad]

lmao, hoss is just mad because i called him a retard.

i said i was done with the lounge until the stickies/retards stopped.

which it did, so i came back

He has rods installed throughout his body, but other than that, he's fine. Walks fine. You would never even know...

dont got access to myspace so i cant pop pics of my sis up. top of that, i'm not showing you disgusting bastards pictures of my sister - god knows what would happen if i did that

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

im still retarded //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

now go away.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

so the fact he has been in the guiness record book since 2003 never came up in any family conversations before?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

i was also never mad about it. everyone has their opinions, i have mine, one of which is that you should have stayed away.