lets win the lottery guys! Come help!

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

ok i guess all this boredom has made me insane but i want to win soooo badly. I purchased my first $10 dollar ticket yesterday and won $20. Not bad for the first time. But i was thinking. There has to be a method to this madness. So in my time of work which is sitting here in boredom i have come up with some ideas that can make me win...

the first being

Which ticket among your tickets have not been winning lately?

next

How many tickets do you have left in the roll? And how successful have those been.

if there has been a bunch of winners

and finally

Which tickets have been winning the most??

I have devolved these questions solely to try and lower down my chances to where the next 3 tickets i buy will end up with a breakeven or profit every time

Any other smart ***** around here feel like helping me get rich?

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[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

no

 

[billjones42 10+ year member]

you think you're theonly one who asks the clerk this? When I used to work in a convenience store, I'd straight lie to people like you cuz they'd come in and ask every freakin day.

 

[wishuponansg 10+ year member]

its fitness made simple.

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

ill help you spend it... did i mention you have nice eyes?

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

yea but i have an insider. one of my bestfriends works at a gas station..

matter of fact..he owns the place. if anybody, he will be my insider..

and he is an indian, and not the type of indian we kicked out, but the durky durky ones..

((muhahahaha))

what other techniques could i implement

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

have him print ouy lots of the same number to give to everyone but you. and you play the actual game?

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

your going to be one of those queerbags who stand at the counter and scratch them off there. then exchange them right away for more

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

heh theres a guy at my gas station who is ALWAYS there doing that ish or at least everytime im there.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

if you win buy my stuff I have for sale

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

heh theres a guy at my gas station who is ALWAYS there doing that ish or at least everytime im there.

and i feel like hitting people like that

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

well first of all

i will be that guy asking questions

second of all i have budgeted myself $20 a week buying 2 $10 dollar tickets.

I must be sure i win every time. enough careful planning will incur the results i want.

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

have him print ouy lots of the same number to give to everyone but you. and you play the actual game?

what you mean print out lots of the same number

and what do you mean by the actual game?

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

nevermind at first i was talking about lotto not tickets tickets is kind of harder to go by i'd say.

 

[Jh8909 10+ year member]

you're not going to win every time. plain and simple.