Let's see your ugly mug!

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

my friend tj who's 6'8 took that picture above his head... that was right after i had got done losing a good 30lbs so i was looking and feeling really weak

jes and my friend TJ

two chicks i've dated in my dorm room (mid and right) eek

i only have some pictures as my ex girlfriend as well, but no recent ones being as after her i figured out that having a girlfriend was just like attaching lead handcuffs to my dick, yeah... fuck that

and now i will resume making fun of you

and how do we know this is you?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

You look QUITE Metro...and you're holding that beer in a VERY gay fashion...

NG

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

You look QUITE Metro...and you're holding that beer in a VERY gay fashion...
NG

well if it is him, he is gay, for god's sake his name is preston

i bet those are his "girlfriends" haaaaay

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

how long do you spent on your hair in the morning? lol

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

and how do we know this is you?

ask meka? wait wait... you're right, those are just some random dudes pictures i jacked off his website. trust me, if i was going to post someones pictures they would look better then that.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

well if it is him, he is gay, for god's sake his name is preston
i bet those are his "girlfriends" haaaaay

LMAOOOO

For some reason...I laughed my *** off from that...

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

ask meka? wait wait... you're right, those are just some random dudes pictures i jacked off his website. trust me, if i was going to post someones pictures they would look better then that.

you know what i take your word for it

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

how long do you spent on your hair in the morning? lol

it takes me 5 minutes i shampoo, run through it with my fingers, blowdry it sometimes (dont act like none of you ****ing blowdry your hair either) and jet. My sister works in a saloon and once she combed out my dreadlocks (which hurt like no other i might add) i learned to do what she tells me

i comb my hair every two weeks as well

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

well if it is him, he is gay, for god's sake his name is preston
i bet those are his "girlfriends" haaaaay

dont be mad that the chicks that im boning dont have to pull over at weight stations

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

it takes me 5 minutes i shampoo, run through it with my fingers, blowdry it sometimes (dont act like none of you ****ing blowdry your hair either) and jet. My sister works in a saloon and once she combed out my dreadlocks (which hurt like no other i might add) i learned to do what she tells me
i comb my hair every two weeks as well

dude, your definatly gay

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

dont be mad that the chicks that im boning dont have to pull over at weight stations

you can be immature an make fun of my GF cause she a little over weight. but i dont care. she is very beautiful, and shes got enourmous fun bags, and thats all that matters

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

there bags because they hang very low... i see that you use the term little like a ********* uses when hes describing the mistake he's made

its amazing how you can say my GF is so fat and overweight judgeing by a picture that shows only her face. I will admit, she is a little overweight, but nowhere near as much as me.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

i just got a bottle of sauve shampoo... i might just go do that. hey, since i have no use for conditioner maybe you can use it to ******** to some of those pictures

nah thats ok, cause i can get puss whenever i want it

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

its amazing how you can say my GF is so fat and overweight judgeing by a picture that shows only her face. I will admit, she is a little overweight, but nowhere near as much as me.

thats like saying oprah is rich, but not as rich as puff daddy

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

nah thats ok, cause i can get puss whenever i want it

dude.... thats not even puss anymore, thats like elephant or something

P.S. SO CAN I, from something that isn't on a meal plan (or shouldn't be anyway i doubt she has too much restraint)