lets see if this gets me laid

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

Haven't gotten booty in a week. Leaving the lady a note so when she wakes up, she knows the bizness. Wish me luck

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[gckless 5,000+ posts]

Should do the trick.

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

Sorry its crooked guys. Will update in the morning

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Hopefully she doesn't wake you up blasting a porno as a joke.

 

[Jes 42 10+ year member]

lulz...good luck

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Dude you're getting ghey pron for xmas

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

Taped it right above the headboard on my side of the bed.

 

[audiobaun 5,000+ posts]

Haven't gotten booty in a week. Leaving the lady a note so when she wakes up, she knows the bizness. Wish me luck

Man..A week??Shes banging someonelse by now!!!Shes not given you any, because shes been busy..LOL..She starts yelling at ya for the note, you will know for sure then

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

Glwf

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Tomorrow 9:13am slap in the face.

 

[garretttt4 10+ year member]

Haven't gotten booty in a week. Leaving the lady a note so when she wakes up, she knows the bizness. Wish me luck

theres no way that wont work.....

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

bitch on the rags, sits bloody snatch on your face and says merry christmas

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

bitch on the rags, sits bloody snatch on your face and says merry christmas

Sweet baby Jesus, why??????

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

Sweet baby Jesus, why??????

cuz he asked for it.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

Wakes up to her banging her self he gets hard she cums she leaves him hanging merry christmas