Last bowl of chili

[ughhibye 10+ year member]

A guy goes into a luncheonette and says to the girl behind the counter, "I want a bowl of hot chili." She says, "I'm sorry, sir, the guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy next to him's finished eating, but the chili bowl's still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. You can have it, help yourself." The guy pulls it over and starts eating the chili. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits a dead mouse. He goes, "Ugh!," and pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

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[01 S 10 10+ year member]

lol nice

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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[mbaoo]

I once farted about 40-50 times in one hour after eating chili.

it was brutal.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Meh...

nG

 

[andrew2944r 10+ year member]

nasty, lol

 

[tsupra98 10+ year member]

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[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Why was he using a fork to eat chili?

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

I cant have chili, it gives me the instant shits

my stomach is a pansy

 

[ughhibye 10+ year member]

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you aint hungry?

 

[loopkiller 10+ year member]

Fuck! I was going to eat chili for lunch until i read this ****! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i just had a frito chili pie. i'm glad i didn't read this earlier

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Why was he using a fork to eat chili?

Because you have bread/toast to mop up the sauce (or dead mouse in this case).

 

[tRidiot 10+ year member]

i just had a frito chili pie. i'm glad i didn't read this earlier

Had that last week, ended up leaving work with the shits later.... BAD.

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

A guy goes into a luncheonette and says to the girl behind the counter, "I want a bowl of hot chili." She says, "I'm sorry, sir, the guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy next to him's finished eating, but the chili bowl's still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. You can have it, help yourself." The guy pulls it over and starts eating the chili. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits a dead mouse. He goes, "Ugh!," and pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

Not realistic. The 2nd guy would have noticed the puke before he ate it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

I once farted about 40-50 times in one hour after eating chili.
it was brutal.

I did that after eating about 30 pieces of sushi....