just had one of the worst...

Scoobydoo
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asthma attacks of my life

woke up out of a sleep, coughing and bam, just like that my lungs closed. grabbed my inhaler and took 3 quick hits before they fully closed, but thats not instant anyway

the attack lasted a good 2 minutes and if anyone has bad ashtma you know that is forever not being able to breathe. the scariest part is knowing that if you cant stay awake you will die because if you pass out your body wont be able to force enough air into your lungs. i managed to get to the house phone, dial 911 and keep my finger on dial just in case

i have had asthma all my life and i can not recall an attack that bad before. i was probably 30 seconds(at most) from passing out and dying from lack of oxygen

now i have a headache from od'ing on my inhaler to get my lungs open and i am still sweaty from the ordeal. what a horrible way to start the day

 
sounds like you have it pretty bad. my g/f will get bad ones from time to time. apparently one time when it was really cold she got one and couldnt find her inhaler and almost became unconscious. now everytime she has one, it scares the living shit outta me

 
sounds like the first thing you did after getting the lungs open was post
no, i took a leak and calmed down for a few minutes.

i have so much energy now cause of all the inhaler hits i took i cant get back to sleep until i crash, so i thought i would post about my ordeal

im gonna go let my dog out now, she freaks out when i act like that as well

 
no, i took a leak and calmed down for a few minutes.
i have so much energy now cause of all the inhaler hits i took i cant get back to sleep until i crash, so i thought i would post about my ordeal

im gonna go let my dog out now, she freaks out when i act like that as well
I always find the first things people do after a near death experience funny;)

scoob

"i almost died....then i took a leak"

 
Guess it's lucky you didn't wet yourself? Or just think... if you HAD died, you would have wet yourself, and that would have been what the person who found you remembered... you pissed yourself as you died.

Embarrassing.

 
Guess it's lucky you didn't wet yourself? Or just think... if you HAD died, you would have wet yourself, and that would have been what the person who found you remembered... you pissed yourself as you died.
Embarrassing.
ya that would ****

i was also only wearing boxers and in these particular boxers my penis always falls through the trap door in the front so there is a good chance it would have been hanging out

how embarrassing

 
Count your blessings, see?

You're a lucky mofo. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
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