Just found out my girlfriend Wendy has been cheating on me :(

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I hear she gets around serving "customers" and whatnot.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

 

[twisztdauthorit 10+ year member]

and yall havent posted pics/nudes?

she just turned 18 a little while ago

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

she used to let me put it between her buns but once she got a corporate gig things just went down hill. not to mention that fuckup dad of hers 'dave' was always lining up at her door to give her the bad meat.

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

Whos dick did she take? Burger King's or Ronald McDonald's? Oh god. It was the Chik-Fil-A chicken's, wasn't it?

 

[Innovative:Cory 10+ year member]

she used to let me put it between her buns but once she got a corporate gig things just went down hill. not to mention that fuckup dad of hers 'dave' was always lining up at her door to give her the bad meat.

I hope your not talking about what i think you are talking about....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

I get the feeling he's talking about fast food.

i thought he'd post a picture of a BK wrapper or something..

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

ate her out last night

I also found a pickle on my dong the next morning...

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

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the only reason you even entered the thread was the promise of stimulating food conversation.

eat it, sblazer.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

I got mayo on her though..

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

the only reason you even entered the thread was the promise of stimulating food conversation.
eat it, sblazer.

lmao. Sigged.

"eat it" was an extremely appropriate remark, btw.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

fuked up thing was, I knew the thread was some bullshit but I still bit.....lol. I knew there would be no nudes. But for that slight chance of it, I popped in.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

hold on, i will pm you nudes.

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

*Raises Hand for nudes*

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

hold on, i will pm you nudes.

I'd hit it............

With a truck full of slim fast

Note to self...... don't **** with Eugenics period........lol