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<blockquote data-quote="Slammed" data-source="post: 1589618" data-attributes="member: 554316">An old couple are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.Sitting at a café, the little old man says, &quot;Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind.&quot;&quot;Why, yes, I remember it well, dear,&quot; replies the little old lady with a grin.&quot;Well, for old time’s sake, let’s go there again. and I’ll give you one from behind.&quot;The old couple pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two couple near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.The little old man starts doing the little old woman at a incredible pace. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don’t move for an hour.Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this, not in the movies, not even from his own experiences.Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, &quot;I have to know his secret. If only I could do it like that now, let alone in 50 years’ time!&quot;The old couple have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.He says, &quot;Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody have *** like that, particularly at your age. What’s your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?&quot;The old man replies, &quot;Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn’t electrified</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Slammed, post: 1589618, member: 554316"] An old couple are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind." "Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin. "Well, for old time’s sake, let’s go there again. and I’ll give you one from behind." The old couple pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two couple near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The little old man starts doing the little old woman at a incredible pace. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don’t move for an hour. Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this, not in the movies, not even from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could do it like that now, let alone in 50 years’ time!" The old couple have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody have *** like that, particularly at your age. What’s your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?" The old man replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that [B]f[/B]ucking fence wasn’t electrified [/QUOTE]

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